31) Teeth
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“Max had been on the trail of this elusive local cryptid for days. He’d talked to several about the stories. So he was mighty surprised when this small town newspaper reporter found the leech lady lounging casually on the beach! In a bikini?!”
30) Voices
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“Jimmy had heard the stories since he was a kid, not to approach the voices if you hear them out in the woods at night. But Jimmy could swear, he’d heard his Meema out here? Which jimmy neglected to recall, had been dead for several years.”
29) Holes
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“The hungry holes in space seek sustenance. Who am I to deny them a juicy morsel? Perhaps a bright young star? Or a healthy life filled planet?”
28) Chimera
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“Hailing from parts… unknown. An ungodly fusion of man, hog and fish. There’s no telling how many fishermen or hikers have met an untimely end at his meaty claws. You know him. You FEAR him. You LOVE him! It’s… HOGFISH!”
27) Celestial
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“The SNTF wasn’t much different from the Divine Bureaucracy, At least in-terms of structure. Working with so many mortal agents however, that took getting used to. Fortunately, the NSFW Site Warden position seemed to suit Elkiel well.”
26) Ritual
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“Upon the completion of the Cross-Continental Pentagram Wrestling Tournament, the final ritual location shall open up and bring forth the great one himself. And low, he shall snap the unbelievers into righteous slimjims! Ooh yeah, Amen!”
25) Shattered
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“Research into the Zeal’d, those subjects exposed to Zealdium, was progressing well. That is until the incident in the deeper caves where the exposure was the most intense. Those subjects who wondered too deep were overwhelmed with zeal.”
24) Nightmare
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“Sam Hors was a construction worker who was harassed with pranks and then killed by his fellow workers on a job. Since his death many of those workers died in their sleep… violently. Tenants from the building weren’t spared either.”
23) Glitching
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“Man, that old hunting game in Dente’s Convenience is glitching again. Sprites aren’t showing up, it’s just the black pine level backdrop, but no deer to shoot. And the mascot sprite looks weird, just fragmented with a droning sound to it.”
22) Surgery
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“Some called Doctor Jack’s method sadistic and insane, but he got the end results didn’t he? Did all those uppity former patience need to stab, shoot, and drowned poor Doc Jack?… Well…turns out people still need a healer in the here-after.”
21) Double Jointed
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“We ran down the trail, it was dark and the trees were claustrophobia inducing. We had heard the clicking and trumpeting sounds and flashed our light into the canopy when we saw it… the old man was right… the Tree Dolphin.”
20) Out-Of-Time
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“Hey, that boss from the old Pac-Bass arcade game in the Community Center? You know the one that’s like a one eyed octopus thing that hurls Time Coins? It wasn’t in the game last I played? Like his battle stage was empty. You seen billy lately? Who’s billy?”
19) Mold
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“From the irradiated moon of Pulver, these remnants of a bygone tragedy were once a vibrant and lively people. Now however, they are twisted, dried and crusty blights, dusted with radioactive flecks and spores. Don’t let them touch you.”
18) Avian
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“Despite the fact that Mercury has no atmosphere and experiences extreme temperatures due to proximity to the sun, despite these factors alone, the Hermes 12 research crew has reported strange sightings on it’s surface… and even in low orbit.”
17) Deep Sea
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“When the research team arrived and breached the Ice of Enceladus, it was monumentous. An entire ocean of liquid water, separate of Earth, in System. Theories abound at the prospect of life. The team did not expect such a complex… and large species.”
16) Immortal
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“Be not afraid. Unless, of course you are the demon who once possessed my charge… niece Penny. Or if you are an affiliate of said demon who once possessed my… niece Penny. Then indeed be afraid, if only for a short time.”
14) Rope
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“Did you hear about the new revival of that old show Candle Cove? It’s western themed now! Their calling it Lantern Gulch and people are freaking out over one of the new characters: the Skin Wrangler!”
13) Segmented
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“The noble Persh, the people of the forested planet, descended from once crawling multi-plated serpentine creatures. Those early forms rose off the ground, looking at the majestic rift in the universe in the night sky. Such lofty goals.”
12) Folklore
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“From Timmins to Mapleton, it is an unspoken thing that sugarshackers know not to collect sap when it gets dark, for the Blood Tapper lurks in the night. He doesn’t tap the trees life blood, but that of people, swooping down on bat wings.”
11) Non-humanoid
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“I swear officer, there was… someone in the window of the McCoffman cottage! I was just doing a walk along the ice, passing the place, I looked over to the shore and their in the window was a shape moving around! But it’s closed down for the season!”
10) Pest
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“If they were a normal insect size, they might be less worrying and simply a pest as they went after your blood. The fact that they were the size of a large dog… among other things, that made the Totezek hounds far more harrowing.”
