I think one of my cats just walked in my bedroom and said "no judgments" #morningtwitter

again. sometimes just waking up is the victory.

#morningtwitter

I have 45 mins to get somewhere that’s 15 mins from my house. what’s the over/under on me being late?

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ashiness is not an accessory.

#lotionisyourfriend

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one day I'm gonna sue my bed for reckless abandonment.

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so this place you call gym. sounds familiar. tell me more. #morningtwitter

Not found.

married for ten years and got busted trying to creep via live tweet?!

#GotsToBeMoCareful

http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126

#morningtwitter