Former Cambodian Minister of Information Khieu Kanharith holds up a sign that says “Safe to Speak” for world press freedom day 2013. Exceptions to this rule are noted at the bottom.

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!*

#MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity

*exceptions apply

I doubt they’re on here, but pass this along to any ICE agents you know: if you thought that signing bonus is good for the US, wait until you go somewhere people won’t quit talking about how handsome you are! We can’t wait to meet you in our (bad translation) Wallet Extraction Zones! #MovetoCambodia

Famous Bluesky Elders such as @faineg.bsky.social have NOT been killed in Cambodia! And the only reason be afraid of ice here is because it might give you giardia! #movetocambodia

Americans will be executed MUCH LESS SELDOMLY in Cambodia! On a daily basis, your biggest concerns will probably be:

* Ooh, It’s Refreshingly Warm!
* What’s That Smell?
* Why Am I Pooping Like This?

No big deal! #MovetoCambodia #Hunsanity

Our doors, however, remain WIDE OPEN! Join us in our stable “democracy” where the entire course of government is WHOLLY PREDICTABLE, sometimes decades in advance!
Catch the fever (sometimes literally)! #movetoCambodia #Hunsanity #Cambodia