Drawing of a mutant pumpkin that has carved itself a face

October 28,2025: Geneti-splyse inc. issues a complete product recall on their “Jack’s Big Natural” pumpkins. Representatives of Geneti-Splyse assure customers that this recall has nothing to do with the tragic string of accidents that plagued Mayhem, NB. #retrosupply #frightfall2025 #mutantpumpkin