Words like "thuggery" and "intimidation" are harsh and hurtful. I prefer "hug-gery" and "fun-timidation." #cambodia #needtroops #electionsKH
Luckily, they're just here to join in on the latest craze--and it isn't a dance! #needtroops #LOLSoma
Props to Barry Obama, btw. My bodyguards wouldn't be nearly as good quashing protests if they didn't have sweet U.S. training. #needtroops
So protest away, Phnom Penh! Much like my new thrill ride, there's only a 50% chance of decapitation!* #needtroops (*results may vary)
But in no way are they here to intimidate! Look at their friendly happiness batons and their disarmingly cute giggle prods! #needtroops
Some just came because it seemed like the cool thing to do. #needtroops
Some are #PrankSquad members under orders to spread rumors that Sam Rainsy is really the king of Siam. #needtroops
All those water hoses? Not for oppression! On the contrary! We're making the 1st Annual Norodom Blvd. Slip N' Slide! #needtroops
Some of them, of course, are Kem Sokha's virgin wranglers. #needtroops
Why the barbed wire? 2 words: ONE DIRECTION. #needtroops
Some soldiers are here to ensure that tourists on the riverfront are fully supplied with "nice lady" and "smoke smoke." #needtroops
Many of them are going door to door, performing small favors for children, the elderly, and small-business owners. LOL. #needtroops
A new crop of NGO workers has created a shortage of maids who can ably iron linen trousers. Call in the Iron Brigade! #needtroops
First off, I need some beta testers for my new "Hunsanity" roller coaster on Koh Pich. It's tagline: "You Might Not Die!" #needtroops
There is no sinister purpose. There are many reasons I've brought in troops, and all of them are totes above board. #Electionskh #needtroops
So, about these troops in the capital… #Electionskh #NeedTroops #Cambodia