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Heading on first “long” trip with 3 month old and 3.8 year old. Only took us 12 hours to pack everything for 3 days! #newbornphase

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10.5 weeks old baby! Feel like we’ve come so far from the pure survival mode of the cluster feeding weeks, but I’m still so tired, it’s still hard to get out of the house or accomplish an errand, so it still feels like survival mode but an easier phase of it, if that makes any sense #newbornphase

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Fav newborn expressions includes when she looks angry and happy at the same time. Like “I’m crying but I know you’re going to address it, I have you wrapped around my little finger 😏” #newbornphase #newbaby #bossbaby

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On the nights the newborn is sleeping well, the toddler has nightmares. Rest is so elusive for mothers! #newbornphase #toddlerphase #momsky

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Just when you think the baby is getting easier…no, no they’re not, back to multiple feedings at night and baby wanting to be awake at night! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #newbornphase #momsky

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Just put my six week old down in her bassinet to sleep, could be anywhere from 5 mins to 4 hours 30 mins now. Who designed the newborn phase? Who designed human life? Who designed life? It’s all so weird #newbornphase #tiredmama

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Six weeks into the newborn phase and I’m very much in survival mode. But note: only I am. My “partner” is producing music videos and working on his hobbies. Hard not to have resentment. #newbornphase #momsky

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Would warm sheets help a baby fall asleep?! Have I just discovered the new snoo? Going to try this next time…via putting a little sheet in the dryer for a few mins. Wish me luck! #newbornphase

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Sometimes you have the kind of blowout situation where you don’t just have to change the baby’s whole outfit, but also the changing table’s whole outfit. Usually in the very early morning 🥱 #newbornphase #momsky #newborn

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Love how my toddler refers to his baby sister as “my baby” 🥹. Example: on way to restaurant, says he will ask waiter: “is there a changing table here? because my baby poos a lot”. #toddler #momsky #newbornmom #newbornphase

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Really feel the limitations of my body this newborn phase. Wish I had better night vision, bigger hands, smaller breasts and a third hand whilst we’re at it. Funny that all of those are equally fanciful wishes! We have to live in the body we’re dealt #newbornphase #momsky

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One of the most frustrating parts of the newborn phase: when you spend 5 taxing minutes putting on an outfit on a fidgety newborn, then you’re like “finally it’s on!” and feeling pleased with yourself and then they spit up all over it and you have to start again 🤦🏾‍♀️🫠 #newbornphase #momsky

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The way you get your baby to naturally wake up from a nap that’s running too long: you, the mother, lie down to rest. This works most of the time! 😅 #newbornphase #momsky

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Did I over-feed my baby or was she hungry? Should I have burped her or just let her fall asleep whilst nursing? Did I transfer her to the bassinet too early or too late? You can be confident that in the newborn phase, “time will not tell” 😵‍💫 #newbornphase #momsky

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When you’re a parent of two kids, you realize what a crapshoot parenting is. I’m the same parent with the same techniques but even as babies they’re so different. I think it’ll be affirmed as they grow that there are fewer cause-effects than parenting books suggest #newbornphase #momsky

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Mistakes in the newborn phase cost so much. And that’s when you’re the most tired and make the most mistakes. Who designed this thing called human life? It’s WILD #newbornphase #momsky

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Always change babyon the changing table! Never the bed. Had to change all the linen due to blowout 😩 not fun at 3.30 am. Thank God for the mattress protector though #newbornphase #momsky

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Humans evolved with tools. I don’t want to sleep on bare rock because some primitive version of human did, I love my pillow. It’s ok to use tools for motherhood too. Do what makes your life easier. It’s called problem-solving, don’t be ashamed. #newbornphase #momsky #hitechmom

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Newborn perspective: There’s a lot said about the “dream feed”, but have you heard about the “nightmare feed”? It’s when you instead stay up for two plus hours in the middle of the night until your parent’s spirit is broken and they’re so tired they’re wired #newbornphase #momsky #postpartumjoy

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Spent nearly half of my baby’s one month Pediatrician appointment talking about my toddler’s many issues, oops 🫠 I never understood when people said their older kid was harder than a baby to deal with, now I do. #momsky #toddlermom #newbornphase

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“I will when I’m less tired” is my new mantra these days #newbornphase #momsky #sleepdeprived

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In the thick of #newbornphase and trying to figure out feeding schedule with my husband. His best idea so far: “it would really help if you could become nocturnal”

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Wish I wasn’t in the small category of women for whom breastfeeding feels like this :( #newbornphase #breastfeeding

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We have portable pumps, wearable pumps and manual pumps. Why has the SLEEPABLE pump not been invented yet?! Trying to motivate myself to get out of bed for another pumping sesh…😵‍💫 #newbornphase #momsky #clusterfeeding #herewego

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Newborn who is so sleepy during the day is wide awake now 😵‍💫. This is not helping my newly forming online shopping habit #newbornphase #momsky

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Newborn poop sounds are so cute! And also extra cute that they can poo in their sleep and keep sleeping. Not so cute of course when you’re exhausted and have to change a whole outfit yet again. #newbornphase #momsky

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I’m in the same boat as you! The feeding is relentless! #newbornphase

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Well. I just fed my baby. So now I have about an hour before I have to feed my baby.

I’m strugglin

#momsky #newbornphase #sendcoffee

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