This family matriarch is taking the easy way out this Thanksgiving. Am I brilliant, lazy, or both? #foodie #thanksgiving #tiredmama
A sleep deprived Sandy wearing gray sweats and a black tank top sitting on the kitchen floor resting her chin in her hand. Her "Resting Witch Face" coffee mug sits on the floor in front of her.
Mom Sleep.
Its like regular sleep but without the sleep.
Dont mind me while I consider taking a nap on the kitchen floor underneath the coffee machine.
#bbw #milf #mommy #hotmom #sleepdeprived #tiredmama #nosleep #coffeeaddict
Dear #BananaRepublic: It is not my fault I can no longer fit into these Size 4 jeans (short crotch seem, I worked in the LA fashion district & retail mgt, small biz owner). I’m proud of growing my 🍑 in the past 3yrs in addtn to caring for my 2 girls & 2 large dogs, etc.
Sincerely,
SD #tiredmama 😅
Sandy in a thong and a white cropped white tshirt with her hair in a messy bun, smoking her first real joint shes had in over a month as she stands in the stairwell.
Of all the versions of me that ive been, I think the hot-mess mama whose head over heels in love with her kids, totally winging it, and not giving a fuck what others think is by far my favorite.
🔥🤍🩶🖤🌬
#monochrome #tiredmama #justwingit #hotmess #booty #ass #thick #hotmom #stonermom #nsfw
Sweaty and exhausted Sandy resting her titties on the counter while shes holding her "Fuck That Shit" coffee mug with one hand and resting her chin in the other.
Knee deep in "what the actual fuck" but hey, atleast theres coffee right?
Im just laughing at everything thats getting thrown my way at this point. Shit is just comical now.
#bbw #milf #hotmom #fuckfleas #tiredmama #fuckthatshit #coffeeaddict #nsfw
#fyp #love #beautiful #tired #tiredeyes #tiredmom #tiredmama #tiredasamother #viral #viralpost #viralvideos
Just put my six week old down in her bassinet to sleep, could be anywhere from 5 mins to 4 hours 30 mins now. Who designed the newborn phase? Who designed human life? Who designed life? It’s all so weird #newbornphase #tiredmama
I am finding myself an absolute mushy mess after streams lately. I want to do more with my days, but I feel tired and "unable to brain." How do you guys handle post-stream mushy brains?! #vtuber #streamer #mamapanda #tiredmama
And to all a good night
#merrychristmas
#christmaseve
#tiredmama
#wineoclock
As a mama to five and almost done raising kids, Am I the only one anxiously waiting to become an empty nester!!! Because this parenting 💩 is for the birds 😂
#tiredmama
I did a 6 hour #stream today, longest I have done in awhile. It was amazing and wonderful but my brain is mushy. So while figuring out how to decompress I figured why not ask you guys. #vtuber #streamer #tiredmama
How do you decompress?
I’m incredibly thankful for the wonderful care my daughter received these last 24+ hours at the Dartmouth General. We truly have the best staff! #tiredmama @DGHfoundation
Empathies! RT @MaureenAlley: This kid was up all night, and he's wide awake now. Doesn't he ever need to sleep? #tiredmama
I can't wait to spend the rest of my weekend relaxing-finally! I will be ignoring all calls and texts. #forreals #tiredmama #theanswerisno