Nearly 160,000 uninsured cars seized on UK roads Seizure numbers hit a 17-year high as an estimated 300,000 uninsured vehicles are driven each day.

Uninsured driving reaches "17yr old - high", which is also a description of most of the offenders.
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A man from Perthshire has made more than £1m selling fake Scottish tea.
Suspicions were raised when Thomas Robinson was asked how he liked his tea, and he replied - ‘minted!’.

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Scotland becomes first UK country to allow water cremations The process - called alkaline hydrolysis - will offer families a third option instead of burial or traditional cremation.

What type of detergent will they use? - two tabs of 'Finish'?

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Is that my news? (Pilot episode) | Your news is showing

Here's a little audio podcast of my weekly radio show jokes that I put together this week instead of writing sketches.

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UK doubles troops in Norway to counter Russian 'threat to Arctic' Defence Secretary John Healey says British personnel in Norway will rise from 1,000 to 2,000 over three years.

UK doubles troops in Norway, saying they are both prepared, thanks to 60% off at Mountain Warehouse.

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