The reason why
women don’t have a prescribed
daily prayer
to thank G-d for not making them
a man
is because Hashem knew
women would already be saying it
multiple times a day.
#NoJewanceJanuary
#MarnishMidrash
because we need more #midrash by womenfolk. #noJewance
#NoJewanceJanuary
If he’s not Jewish
But he has a thing for
Jewish Women
He’s also into breeding.
I don’t make the rules.
#NoJewanceJanuary
There’s a difference between
“not required to fulfill the mitzvah”
and
“not permitted to fulfill the mitzvah.”
Can you tell which one wearing a tallit as a Nekevah is?
#NoJewanceJanuary
If you have access to the
Voice of G-d weapon
and you’re not using it to
recreate the Day-O scene
from Beetlejuice,
you’re living your life wrong.
No Jewance January:
If the US annexes The Strip as a colony, all of (((us))) are going to be sent there by force to bring about the Evangelical apocalypse.
(For anyone who’s new to #NoJewanceJanuary the #MarnishMinhag is that I get to do it as long as my neighbors still have up their xmas lights.)
#NoJewanceJanuary
The greater discussion keeps omitting the existence of Black Jews.
#NoJewanceJanuary
Please stop telling people to do the solute if they don’t believe that it was what it was.
We don’t need to normalize that gesture.
And your Jewish and Romani friends don’t need to have their intergenerational trauma activated more often than it already is.
Asking why Jewish people aren’t flipping out over Elon’s solute
is a good way to announce that you have no Jewish friends.
#noJewanceJanuary
