Just locked all the doors and closed all the blinds. #NoCandyForYou

Due to the current economy, children who visit my house this Halloween will be given a handmade monster instead of candy. I can't decide if this is brilliant or just the worst idea ever.
#crochet #amigurami #disappointment #nocandyforyou

Dear People Who Just Showed Up Banging On Our Door at 9:45 PM EST: The trick's on you. #GoodNight. #NoCandyForYou