And rightly so. #NoCrocs

"I've made some bad choices in life, but at least I've never owned a pair of crocs."

I learned my lesson with plastic shoes in the 80s.

#nocrocs #nojellies #sweatyfeet #plasticshoes #crocs #jellies #badshoes

@brianbeutler "If you're reading this and wearing Crocs, please unfollow." = probably the best Twitter bio in history #nocrocs