These door to door sales associates are getting too aggressive…..

#nosolicitors #dogs #dogparent #salestips #comedy #frenchbulldog

I need a “No Solicitors” sign.
Let me know if you have clever ideas. My wife says I can’t get the Claymore mine.
#NoSolicitors

A promotional door hanger for "Wednesday" Season 2, featuring a character with braided hair in a black outfit. The text reads "ALREADY DISTURBED" and includes details about release dates for parts 1 and 2.

So apparently Netflix has door-to-door solicitors now? How odd.

#Netflix #Wednesday #NoSolicitors #advertising

Europa Clipper - Wikipedia

Just heard you #Earthlings are sending a probe to #Europa.

You won’t find anything. I warned them you’re coming.

They’re turning the lights off and pretending they’re not home until you leave.

#EuropaClipper #nosolicitors

No soliciting sign, available at wildpinesepoxy.etsy.com
#nosoliciting #nosolicitors #funny

Don't follow me with an account promoting your business!
#nosolicitors

But really. How could a solicitor read this and still decide to knock on my door? #nosolicitors