…this man is operating 3 screens at the same time, while talking at broadcast quality, and dispensing safety tips

Good job Derek. #getinthetub

There are four warnings, plus something weird in Highland Park.

I think it’s just one tornado, though #notascientist

Ik it’s good for your teeth but have they done a study on what effects the flavor of tap water

Cus I’ve lived in a lot of places where it’s just been gross

I’m guessing Iron cus the last place I lived it turned everything orange

#notascientist

Really interesting thread here. I do like the idea though that maybe the causal relationship was the other way round - our ancestors came down from the trees because they evolved the ability to metabolise alchohol so started falling out of them while drunk. #NotAScientist #BullshitHypothesis

Rosie the Resister (@rosietheresister) It’s time we do to RFK, Jr. what we did to Musk. We already have the model. Track his movements and protest wherever he goes. Flood our representatives phones with calls to make him step down. Flood s...

substack.com/@rosietheres...
Time to give this turd the Tesla treatment b4 he kills us all
#moron
#NOTaScientist

Got a fancy weather app. Now I need a meteorologist to analyze the data and explain it to me. #notascientist

My cat has no idea how gravity works. Or how to maintain a safe distance from its edges.

He’s now trying to fit into a box that’s too small. #notascientist

Junior is:
#NotaDoctor
#NotaScientist
who is also a:
#Quack &
#ConspiracyTheorist
who
#SoldhissoultotheDevil
for
#PowerandaPlatform
He is
#ADeathDealer
with
#Bloodonhishands
who deserves to be
#HauntedbyALLtheGhosts
of
those he has
caused to die.

#Unqualified #NotADoctor #NotAScientist #ALayPersonQuack #PracticingMedicineWithoutLicenseOrKnowledge

#Corrupt #Coup #Fascist #Swasticar #NotAGenius #NotAScientist #NotAnInventor

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Who knew poor diet and a lack of exercise could cause infectious disease outbreaks?

#notadoctor #notascientist

#SpaceX #Tesla #Explosions #NotAScientist #NotAGenius #NotAnInventor #Conman #Scum #DeadbeatDad #Coup #WealthHoarder #Nazi #Fascist #Corrupt #Defund

#Tesla #WellsFargo #Amazon #Corruption #Conmen #Fraud #Criminals #traitors #Fascists #Scum #NotAGenius #NotAScientist #NotAmerican #Coup

#NotAGenius #NotAScientist #NotAnInventor #Conman #Coup #Scum #Fascist #SpaceX #Tesla #FAA

He is so dumb, I can’t 💀

#SomeoneFireHim #Health #Health&Safety #HealthAndSafety #USnews #USAnews #CBSnews #AmericaNews #AmericanNews #HealthAndHumanServicesSecretary #Health&HumanServicesSecretary #NotAScientist #NotAProperHealthOfficial #UniversityOfGeorgia #Birdbrain #Kennedy #USHealthcare #USA

#Explosions #Tesla #SpaceX

#NotAGenius #NotAScientist #Coup #Corrupt #DeadbeatDad

#DefundMusk #Traitor #Coup #Corrupt #NotAGenius #NotAScientist #Nazi

Just finished the puffin episode from @ologies.bsky.social

And I'm noticing a trend of scientists having the best part of their job being:

“You get to be away from humans. And that's pretty nice”

And I'm starting to question if I went down the correct path in life.
#notascientist

#notascientist
#dontquoteme

But presumably being #notascientist wouldn't matter?

NB #notascientist

Scientists enable hydrogel to play and improve at Pong video game Researchers say their creation has memory, which it can use to perform better by gaining experience

This is a bit freaky. Very cool, but also freaky.

#NotAScientist

www.theguardian.com/technology/a...

Is "self-constructed" Scientist-speak for "MacGyvered"? #notascientist #justuselotsofducttape

F*ing google it.
Look at the charts.
I'm #notascientist but FFS, the people should not be allowed on TV

Pope unlikely to sway top US critics on climate The Pope's address to Congress on climate change will not...

No evidence will persuade Rep. Marsha Blackburn of climate change -- says we should ignore the Pope. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34342808 #NotAScientist

My theory? Solar flares. #NotAScientist