It was at this exact moment, that I realized, I'm probably going to be single until my expiration date. #singlelife #animallover #dogs #cats #notdating #singlehumor #datingjokes

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#comic #candy #dingo #silly #notdating #oc #dialow #insanedingo

Okay, ladies... if one of you are gonna do this, then just know up front that I want the whole nine yards! I want the flash mob! I want the flowers! I want the nice man ring! I want you on one knee! The whole bit! 😏😁🤣
#engagement #singlelife #foreversingle #notdating #horoscope #taurus

How many different ways do I need to word “NO DMS” in my profile before the sad divorced dad crew gets the message? I’m so very married. #married #notdating #tryHinge