It was at this exact moment, that I realized, I'm probably going to be single until my expiration date. #singlelife #animallover #dogs #cats #notdating #singlehumor #datingjokes

She can talk as much crap as she wants at the end of the day I am still the guy who ate her coochie out the best. #freaky #nsfw #datingjokes #exgf

Why do these drums sound so familiar? 🖤🧡 #dating #datingjokes

There has to be a better way to date!

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Ooof.