Years ago the kids had a Furby. The Furby started to chatter at around 9 at night. It carried on. I put it out onto the balcony. My neighbour came round to complain. After a couple of hours, fruitlessly looking for a small enough screwdriver and hoping it would shut up, I drowned it #NotEvenSorry

#notevensorry #ravenlyponderlust

Insta saw them first. #notevensorry

Some people have a party to celebrate the New Year.

I'll be drinking Coke, eating crisps and watching Fallout

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At which stage I let the mask slip and told her how much joy I got from the knowledge that I would never have to deal with my Nana again. #NotEvenSorry

good toenails are required for suckable feet.

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Picture if five different type of level toosl each ine has a piece of blue tape with the word wrong written in it. Caption reads: This is wrong on so many levels

So many...
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Tarantino already working on a screenplay based on this. Truro Amps.

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S 1 promile v krvi. Tedy vrah. Nic víc, nic míň.

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It’s a great day when it’s a Fox Lane Books day!! #bookpost #foxlanebooks #newbooks #notevensorry #deathbytbr #booksky

Glass of rose sparkling on the evening sun with a view of Pollensa bay

Mix up with my aperitivo. Sadly I’d taken a very large swig of the very nice rosé before they brought me the correct rosé cava #oops #notevensorry

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Sražení matky s kočárkem má tragickou dohru. Žena po roce v nemocnici zemřela Vážná dopravní nehoda z loňského května, při které řidič porsche v pražských Vysočanech srazil maminku vedoucí kočárek, má tragickou dohru. Žena po takřka ročním pobytu v nemocnici před několika dny s...

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Ten sráč zamrdanej by už nikdy neměl dostat papíry.

Jsem se zase nasral.

#notevensorry for my French

Some lovely person sent me screenshots from my own instagram to show I am an alcoholic while I’m sat with a herbal tea and now I wish it was Christmas again 🤷🏻‍♀️
#christmasbar #christmasdrinks #notevensorry

Nothing says “Merry Xmas, Dad loves you” to a 17 year old daughter like the Lego Star Wars Tie Interceptor, right?!

#NotEvenSorry #MakingMemories

“Who wouldn't want to be topped by this angel, eh? You'd be happy as anything wouldn't you?” Thus saying, he nodded the branches of the tree with a comically obvious elbow. “See?” Aziraphale stared in disbelief, while Crowley grinned at him. “Happy as anything.”
#GoodOmens #fanfiction #notevensorry

#strictlycomedancing #strictly unpopular opinion - I really like Tess, she is nice, seems kind and doesn’t try to be something she isn’t. #notevensorry

Is that even a question?? Come on, get them open! I’ve opened the Terrys chocolate orange already #notevensorry

Fair warning.. if my followers look like a family reunion to you .. its intentional. I came to this app to build OUR community. Once that’s established i will circle back . #blacksky #Htown #notevensorry

Okay. I admit it. Somehow I’ve turned into a #BTS stan and the best part is, I’ve brought my 3 year old along with me. #notevensorry

I just laughed at a fart for a solid 2 minutes like a 10 year old. #notevensorry

I just laughed at a fart for a solid 2 minutes like a 10 year old. #notevensorry

#GuiltyPleasure
Judge me all you like...
#NotEvenSorry

My life has come down to tweeting while in the tub. #notevensorry

<spoilers>@Pharrell is gonna sing "Happy" tomorrow at the @nfl Kickoff party at @CenturyLink_Fld</spoilers> #notevensorry

Cap will finish around 2am tonight. Leaving me 12 hours or so before I see it again, for a third time. #notevensorry

It's Pi Day, Pi Day, gotta get down on Pi Daaaaay.... #notevensorry