Link (ready with the Sheikah Slate): I got your number, Shrine! I just gotta grab one of the big metal balls while it's rolling down the- Link proceeds to get run over by the big metal ball, hitting him with a loud and painful SMACK.

537 - Reflexes, Thy Name is SPLAT!
Well, at least the idea was there, if a bit slow in coming
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Shrines #puzzles #giantballs #rollingdownthehill #metal #SheikahSlate #Magnesis #grabit #whileitsmoving #progamermove #notfastenough #hit #runover

In spirit of the Winter Olympics, Li'l Skelton and Skelekitty go sledding. They crash and fall apart. They ponder if crashes like this are never seen because the olympians just aren't going fast enough.

Li’l Skelton – Gold Medal Run 🥇
#Skelton #fail #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #lilskelton #skelekitty #olympic #sleding #winterolympics #sledders #crash #snow #olympics #notfastenough #billwatterson #calvinhobbes #homage

Link (slowly approaching a sand seal, shield raised): I know I need to meet Riju, but I gotta surf with these walruses! Link (as the sand seal buries itself in the sand): WAIT WAIT, COME BACK!!! LET ME RIDE YOU!!!

394 - Denied by a Walrus (no it's a walrus shut up)
There's a hero with his priorities in order
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #GerudoDesert #sandseal #walrus #sandsurfing #tryitout #sneakup #notfastenough #ranaway #comeback

The Black Dahlia Murder : Flies
#ayrton #basssky #drums #drumsky #metal #metalsky #theblackdahliamurder #notfastenough

Here's a picture of a spot a bird sat just a few seconds before

#notfastenough

#birds #photography

Somebody send him 50 Big Macs!

#sorrynotsorry #potus #ivanascalling #melaniasfool #onefootinthegrave #notfastenough