US Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open — The Shovel The White House has declared victory in the war it started in Iran, saying it has achieved its objectives of spending tens of billions of dollars and causing thousands of deaths in order to return things to roughly as they were before the war started, at least for the next two weeks.

Yes, now #Iran will be able to rake in the bucks as it charges ridiculously expensive tolls for ships wanting to pass through the #StraitOfHormuz. #Satire #NotSatire #EpicFail

theshovel.com.au/2026/04/08/u...

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#CodyDahler latest:

"So you dint know why this crusty orange ball sack has gone full Death Star and threatened to end an entire civilization tonight. But you don't want to look like a thicky thicky dumb dumb in front of all your mates. Here's a quick rundown […]

[Original post on mastodon.ie]

#NotSatire

The image shows Donald Trump seated at a conference table in the White House, flanked by Marco Rubio on the left and Pete Hegseth on the right. American flags are visible in the background. "BREAKING NEWS - PEDOPHILE KEEPS MAKING SHIT UP. - "FOX BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA

#satire but also #notsatire

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: February 2026: Atrocities 731-779 Add another forty-eight atrocities to our running catalog of Trump’s cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes.

Another update from @mcsweeneys.net on the horrors #Trump is inflicting on the #USA, the world, and maybe even the universe--enabled by the #GOP. #NotSatire #SadButTrue

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/feb...

#NotSatire

youtu.be/wjqIU3V-iZw

#NotSatire

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Attacking Cuba won't go any better, if Iran is any example. Poor liddle Marco is already hobbled by those Florsheims and yet another job will do him in. #satire #notsatire

theshovel.com.au/2026/03/16/u...

#NotSatire

Dave Jorgenson factchecks claims about Trump's War on Iran.

youtube.com/shorts/7qzCV0gupak

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#NotSatire #News #War #Iran #Trump #Politics #USPol

Terrifying footage of religious extremists taking over the Middle East.

#WaterfordWhispersNews #WWN #NotSatire

I've been going through transcripts of nomination hearings for Cabinet-level posts since Trump returned to office in 2025.

I can't find a single Senator asking any nominees if they can define the words "responsibility" or "accountability."

#Politics #NotSatire

The casino-fication of war On February 28, the United States and Israel began major combat operations in Iran.

@bencollins.bsky.social the jokes write themselves
#NotSatire

Video by @cam.bam.13 Watch on Omni Video

Future daughters will appreciate my taste though #mytype #fyp #notsatire

buy an antenna #NotSatire

#yikes #notsatire #america2026

Transcribed Text: BEAM ME UP Christian Nationalist pastor Andrew Isker, from Tennessee, refuses to walk through airport scanners in case the electric field they use “turns him gay”, saying, “I’m not going through the gay beam machine.” He requests that male airport staff pat him down thoroughly instead. D.Mirror, 12 Apr 2025.

https://www.out.com/news/pastor-airport-scanners-gay

I honestly thought this was satire.
It's not.
It's from April, but was new to me.

#andrewisker #fundies #notsatire #homophobia #rightwingExtremists

It's no wonder that crime has unfortunately become so chaotic. People have already normalized treating real human beings, including themselves, like animals, livestock, or merchandise. Very uncivilized! 🤬 – Piercings – Dyeing hair (in almost all cases) – Makeup – Getting bangs (hint: asymmetry) – "Selling" performances for amusement (hint: impossible) – Tattooing – Almost-Nudism

Thread | The desperate search for individuality goes against our species' destiny, and so ends in doom.

#ExChristian #controversial #fashion #abominations #NotSatire #NotJoking #Negative #OutofOrder

Dumb nuts seriously think the reason that civilization is falling is because of immigration. They are overlooking the jobless celebrities that reduce the human race to products for consumers.

You can't sell a performance.🤬

#Rage #Controversial #WakeUpPeople #NotSatire #WaronEntertainmentIndustry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94hdFyJJFY

Hobby Lobby? Check
Naked man? Check
Florida? Check
We've officially hit the trifecta of bizarre news story topics, all rolled into one!!

It's a Festivus Miracle!

#bizarrenews #onlyinflorida #floridaman #usnews #2025 #festivus2025 #notsatire

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

thenightly.com.au/opinion/ben-...

#auspol #notsatire #toostupidtobereal #westaustralian