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Pardon, Jonathan Quick won a second time in 2014, not 2017. #NumbersAreHard

Pardon, Jonathan Quick won a second time in 2014, not 2017. #NumbersAreHard

In shopping news none of you who know me well will be surprised to learn, I just had to be stopped from ordering 75 cm wooden disks to hang from the Christmas tree. #numbersarehard

"I always have the best numbers. But beautiful numbers. The best anybody's ever seen, as you know. Everybody says so, but you won't report that."

I stole this idea from @georgetakei.bsky.social
Amateur effort I know, but fun.
#Trump #numbersarehard #liar #fascist #toddler

well, I just confused my college ID with my bank account number

come on, brain, I only just turned 32, cut me some slack!

#brainproblems #confuzzled #numbersarehard

Also, if we somehow have 258 million kids in the United States, with only 82 million adults to raise them, what's all this noise about us having a baby crisis?

#NumbersAreHard

WRONG! Mexico blaming the U.S. for THEIR problems? SAD! If 70% of weapons come from us, how come 100% of the violence happens there? As for drugs—if WE don’t make them and YOU don’t use them, THEN WHO DOES? Maybe Canada? THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? #MAGA #NUMBERSAREHARD #FakeNews #AmericaFirst

What is the hardest part about analyzing data and why is it rounding up decimal numbers to put into tables? #academicchatter #academictwitter #mathishard #numbersarehard