Lunowli, about Thancred: why must we humiliate the small penis? why not appreciate it? little handful of cock so easy to hold, easiest blowjob of your life, much harder to hit with a nerf dart, much cooler when you trickshot snipe it with a nerf dart from 50 feet, way way cooler than hitting that easy ass 8 inch target, get that cock off the trickshot field we're never gonna get a million views if we're doing wimpy trickshots. check this shit out *throws a shot glass across a basketball court and it lands perfectly on a guys tiny cock* that's a million views right there

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Wuk Lamat: Un cotorrito muerto por las altas temperaturas.. : ( Ah no, Es un elote. Erenville: "Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures." "Ah no, it's a corn"

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Fothark: can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please Andromeda: no but I can hit you with my car

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Nyx, about Fothark: you stupid fucking idiot i can't believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I'll kill you

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Konh’a: fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

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Roone and Urianger: Everything is peer-reviewed if your spouse is judgmental enough

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Nyx: character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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Estinien: I hate to disagree with you Lunowli: Please. You love to disagree with me more than anything, it's your favorite thing in the world.

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Fothark: Which is creepier, this animatronic Elvis I ripped the face off of while disassembling it, or this selfie with me wearing it's face? Andromeda: The fact that you thought of doing this at all Aziraphale: op is a giant boob expansion artist i- Fothark: I can have more than one hobby

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Nhaza’a: “come hither, Fool.” Konh’a: the Fool jingled miserably across the floor.

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Urianger: And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

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Lunowli: You know what? I like you guys Estinien: Hey thanks! can't say the same for you! Lunowli: I will chew the legs off your chair

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Fothark: the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james Hades: cower before the might of femur frank (bone emojis) Fothark: fuck off femur frank your bone magic sucks shit and we all know it

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Konh’a: Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it. Ast’ella: autism Roone: Trans moment Lunowli: kung fu panda

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Konh’a, about Thancred: go white boy goooo no white boy not like that white boy ive never seen anyone fuck it up like that

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Ast’ella (and Esteem): calling all besties… KILL!!!!

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Lunowli: Doctor: $140,000 a year Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year Konh’a: i think you're lowballing the furry art amount tbh Lunowli: I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff Konh’a: no matter how I respond to this I don't look good, well played. i walked right into that Nhaza’a: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Roone: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant? Fothark: doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them Roone: You will die in 7 days Urianger: It took doctor's like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right Also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I Thancred: You could if you weren't a fucking coward Ast’ella: this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here

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Lunowli, about Estinien: remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there ... much like something else i know of

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Lunowli: i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth i've never met one but i love the concept Estinien: but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ?? Lunowli: but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ???

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Ast’ella: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die. Lunowli: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call Urianger: It's called connotations. Konh’a: Try this one on for size: "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" "Sorry, Daddy, l've been naughty" Roone: great news! Language is now banned

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Alphinaud: Actually, polar bears can swim very well, and are managing just fine! (According to what I've read, they can make a good living off Canadian garbage dumps.) Roone: wildest argument against climate change i've ever heard Thancred: Wanna lick Ashley_pussy? Roone: no thanks Lunowli: outta my way gayboy i'm boutta get it Lunowli: my identity has been stolen

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Nyx: we make a lot of jokes here on tumblr dot com but at the end of the day i still fundamentally want monster parts that science can't give me

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Ast’ella: do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways Roone: explain Konh’a: they both fuck twinks at gas stations Lunowli: explain

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Thancred: I'll speak French between your legs. Lunowli: The hottest things I've ever been told. Estinien: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis Konh’a: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS Ast’ella TITTY CROISSANTS Roone: None of you should ever be having sex

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Thancred: what has four letters and is very hard Estinien: rock As’ella: math Konh’a: life Roone: This post got really deep really fast Lunowli: That's not the only thing going really deep really fast

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Venat: transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength Ast’ella: I give you my tiddies because I don’t fucking want them Venat: I could never thank you enough. Bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength Lunowli; gun Venat: I am eternally grateful

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Urianger: (image of a hand in a book that’s reminiscent of fingering) Thancred: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL "INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING"..!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL... REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thancred: *stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats* Y’shtola: couldn't....you just....slit their throats while time was frozen? Thancred: i had no time

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Konh’a: Mr sandman Man me a sand Lunowli: make it the cutest man car door hook hand

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Aziraphale: do you think you could take a werewolf? Nyx: yes Aziraphale: in a fight? Nyx: no

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