Too darn cute. She looks like a small samosa.
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"Do you know why Alok Nath is trending?"
"Nath at all!"
#okimgoing *runs away*
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"Sith happens." -- Darth Vader with an upset stomach. #okimgoing
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What do you call a Punjabi Dhaba with a BBM account?
Papa PINcho!
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Hand models love nothing more than hand jobs. #pj #okimgoing *runs away*
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I would play #SaveYourWall, but I'm afraid that Rahul Dravid has already retired. #okimgoing
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Rosberg's driving a fiery lap. #okimgoing #F1 #KoreanGP #RaceCommentweeter
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If-a you-a are-a planning-a to-a celebrate-a Navratri, make-a sure-a you-a wear-a the right-a garb-a for-a the evening! #okimgoing
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What do you call an unwell influencer?
An influenza.
#okimgoing
cc @ghaatidancer
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If you think Star Wars is a love story, then you're looking for romance in alderaan places. #okimgoing *runs away*
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Constipated people sure go through some tough shit. #okimgoing
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A bovine mimic could, theoretically, moo like Jagger. #PJ #okimgoing
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"Nahiiiin! Mujhe tournament ke baahar na-daal!"
- Rafa, in his head, at match-point.
#PJ #okimgoing
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If you run out of deo mid-spray and have to use another one on the other armpit, does that make you biscentual? #PJ #okimgoing
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Salons offer threading jobs to really plucky people. #PJ #okimgoing
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What do you call a pair of purple denims? Aubergines. #PJ #okimgoing
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It's kinda appropriate that the guy asking for a #PornBan is named Cum-less. #GujjuJoke #KindlyExcuse #okimgoing
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A sleepy left-arm spinner could be aptly named Pragyan Sojha. #IndvsAus #PJ #okimgoing
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Whaddya call a #bike that's used to transport fodder? Haya-bhoosa. *runs away* #okimgoing #pj
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Tha-lee happens to be Bruce Lee's favourite kind of food. #PJ #OkImGoing
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Sorry, but I think Padma Lakshmi sounds far sexier than Padma Bhushan. #PJ #OutOfContextJokes #okimgoing
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Chootyapanti: A really bad betel nut-flavoured chai. #pj #okimgoing #exitstageleft
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Whaddya call a meal cooked in a hurry? Jald-bhaaji! #okimgoing #PJ
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Whaddya call a really terrible power cut? A power outrage! #PJ #okimgoing
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Off to Bruce Lee's capital tomorrow. Dil-lee. Hoohaa! #okimgoing #todelhi #PJinPJ #PJinception
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What do you call an end of the world for pigs? An Aporkalypse. #PJ #OKImGoing
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What do you name a lecherous ad agency? Bartle Ogle Hegarty. #PJ #Mogadishu #okimgoing cc @saurabdi
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A pitch presentation that stinks could be said to have come from someone's pitch-wada. #JustSaying #PJ #Mogadishu #okimgoing cc @saurabdi
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What do you call Tania when she's eating biscuits? Bri-Tania. #pj #okimgoing
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RT @inRedBull: #SPOILERALERT! NOT! RT @smartkani @inRedBull Well, at the end of #TDKR, the end credits roll. #okimgoing
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