#oldguyproblems

For my own self, if I start late I'm totally dozed off by the second cocktail
#oldguyproblems

All day yesterday I had this nagging feeling that I was forgetting something…

Sorry, I’ll do better.

Now I’m stressed about thinking if I should consider yesterday a “skip” and continue tomorrow, or post “today’s” book today too?

#OldGuyProblems

I’ll find out tomorrow morning what the Bills did, no way I’m up that late. #oldguyproblems

The big man and I were born literally the same day.

And apparently we both got the same bladder.

#oldguyproblems

#adulting #bullshit #AdultingIsBullshit #OldGuyProblems

So far, I haven't confused BlueSky with BlupEak Credit Union, but it is only a matter of time... #OldGuyProblems

Just tweaked my back reaching to flip a light switch. #OldGuyProblems

No, my eyebrows do not need a trim. I’m growing ocular moustaches. #oldguyproblems

I’d love to be able to grow that much hair somewhere other than my ears and nostrils. #oldguyproblems.

Question of the Day: Can I get another blow out of this kleenex, or do I actually need to get up from my comfy chair to walk across the room for a new one? I’m only thinking of the environment, you know. #oldguyproblems