how the f* can my car do lane detection, automatic braking but can't change the GD clock for DST?
#OldManRant

The following is a list of slang words and terms I never want to hear again:

based
hits different
viral
my truth
living your best life
ok, boomer
no cap
finna
dank

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a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken ALT: a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken

Old Man Rant Time!

Storytelling trope I'd like to see end...love triangles.

Seriously, it's just lazy at this point. "Oh, this person is actually perfect for this person BUT this other person is hotter so now there is conflict. Who, will win?"

Been there, seen that.

#OldManRant #LazyTropes

a sloth is laying on a bed with its mouth open and the words `` lazy bum '' below it . ALT: a sloth is laying on a bed with its mouth open and the words `` lazy bum '' below it .

For goodness sake, please brush the snow from off of your cars before you get on the roads! Not only is it selfish but it's dangerous driving around you with snow and ice being flung at us! #oldmanrant

I subscribe to a ton of people that post recipes on various sites and apps. I'm a cooking nerd. So....Can we PLEASE stop using the word "viral" when we are talking about food? I mean, "viral chicken" doesn't sound very tasty, does it? #OldManRant

Syracuse's John Wildhack: College football needs wholesale changes Syracuse AD John Wildhack is calling for serious reforms in college football, including a holistic rethinking of the calendar, collective bargaining with athletes and consolidation of TV media rights.

I don't pretend to have all the answers about how to "fix/change" college football, but continuing on like nothing has changed is idiotic. Society CAN make wholesale changes. We do NOT have to keep doing things because "that's the way it's always been." #OldManRant

www.espn.com/college-foot...

Unbeaten Huskers to fans: Quit storming court Rienk Mast hit the tiebreaking 3-pointer with 1:51 left and finished with 19 points to lead No. 13 Nebraska to a 58-56 victory over No. 9 Michigan State before asking Cornhuskers fans to stop storming...

Ditto for storming the field in college football. When fans (read students) do this after every "big" win it loses meaning, especially when YOUR team is also ranked! #OldManRant

www.espn.com/mens-college...

There is a special circle of hell for the a**hole that invented the "gas pump television". So now, not only am I already gnashing my teeth over the price of gas, I am doing so while being forced to listen to garbage music, drug ads, and Maria Menounos talking about a lot of nothing.
#OldManRant

For years, I've been trained to create elaborate, long, passwords to protect myself while logging into various websites.

Now I'm being told to create 4 or 6 digit passcodes.

What the actual f**k, man!?!?!? I'm going to use my 27 character password I was forced to remember dammit!

#OldManRant

Immer öfter kommt mir im Arbeitsumfeld wer unter der meint "das können wir mit KI machen" und immer öfter muss ich mich zurückhalten um nicht "wtf, das mach ich manuell genauso schnell & besser" zu rufen.
#oldManRant

Dunno which accounts I hate more right now:
1) political summary accounts that take 13 minutes to summarize a 30 second clip

Or

2) Political accounts that say things like “[blank] just DESTROYED the GOP” and “NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THIS” for attention rather than information.
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Inexcusable. Whats worse is the bewildered look you often get in response when challenging folk about this. #OldManRant

Listen, if I google your software company and the _sponsored_ link that tops the list goes to your 'start your free trial' page, that's a hard no from me dawg. #oldmanrant

Admittedly this is very much an #oldmanrant but it’s not young people solely that are the problem. It’s boomers and (many but not all) millennials who’ve been catered to, and white Gen X who were promised a world boomers stole from them. The youth can’t be blamed for all that.

Don’t talk to me about your busy schedule. I’m already mourning the calendar. Its days are numbered... just like my patience.

#CrankyCurmudgeon #DadJokeOfTheDay #GrumpyWisdom #SarcasmSeason #DarkHumorLite #PunIntended #CalendarProblems #OldManRant #JokeWithWrinkles

Holy cow, am I just remembering wrong? GenCon was never this expensive, was it??? Granted, I haven’t been in like 15 years but WOW.

How do they get people to attend these shows? Origins was $50 per day and isn’t NEARLY as big as something like Adepticon.

#OldManRant

Why do people move into neighborhoods with mature landscaping and gardens then cut down the trees and ignore the gardens so they become overgrown and filled with weeds? Get an apartment if you can’t handle taking care of a yard. And pick up your kids toys. #realestate #oldmanrant #getoffmylawn

Matt shares his unabashed thoughts about the art and artistry of the full album. Yes, Matt is a man of a certain age. #shorts #music #diyband #zhzpodcast #musicpodcast #videopodcast #zfrequency #over40 #oldmanrant

Check out the full episode with #CodyBartels on YouTube @ZHZPodcast

Having something to eat in McDonald’s (that’s a different #OldManRant). Main cafe radio on. Yet still had 5 people listening to different songs on their phone speakers.
Not a friendly space for #GettingMyZenOn
These situations make me wonder if my #ADHD came with a side order of #Autism

Seems the foreground is the new background for noise. People have lost any understanding of personal space.
It all revolves around mobile phones 😵‍💫, guy on train wearing headphones yet he was at 100% volume.
#OldManRant

Just heard someone on Radio 6 describe DJ Subaru as "making a name for themselves". They've literally just done the exact fucking opposite! #OldManRant

Agreed. I think my days of “Next Gen” launch consoles is over. It’s sad, personally. I always used to get so excited for them. Now, I’m just meh. #OldManRant

I remember the "good old days" when I could listen to an entire album at one time. These day, I'm lucky to get through one song at a time. #OldManRant

If i was a producer at sportscenter, my first executive order would be to cut the BASS club beats during highlights, they suck, and i get headaches from them. I know the mute button exists, but i still enjoy the witty banter, you just dont need the Wubba Lubb. #oldmanrant

I feel there should be a law that says that online retailers can't tell you that an item has "shipped" if all they have done is printed a label for it. "Shipped" should mean "out the door".
#oldmanrant

Video/Short/Reels/.. sind das wahre Übel des Internets.
TikTok, Insta, Videos auf Facebook, Twitter, ...
Damit wird die Verblödung vorangetrieben.
Wir hätten das von Anfang an nicht zulassen dürfen.
#oldmanrant