The ball and chain finally allowed me a Lazyboy. My transition into a 70 year old man is coming along nicely! #oldnotold #lazy #boy

Another formative album from my youth. I would play this on my drive to high school my senior year, and Rob F would sing “Velveeta!” instead of “Repeater!”, which I still do to this day. We had some fun times! 💙 #genx #oldnotold (credit to Pitchfork)

All I wanted was a Pepsi! #genx #cassettesihadasateen #oldnotold #imnotcrazy

For a terrifying moment this morning, I thought a "youngster" was going to give up his seat to me on the tube because he thought I might need it.

#oldNOTold

I’m obsessed with the new Cure album. It is SO GOOD. I love it almost as much as I love Disintegration. I’ve also been contemplating my own mortality lot lately so it hits hard. I’m ok, I’m just turning 50 in two weeks, which isn’t old per se, more WTF?!? #cure #songsofalostworld #genx #oldnotold