Overheard in the produce aisle:
"This cantaloupe is literally the worst abomination in human history!"
"Come on, Becky, stop being so melondramatic."
#TrueStory #ExceptIMadeItUp #OrDidI #YesIDid
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Day 32 of waiting to see if my husband notices I’ve put #keithmorrison from @datelinenbc.bsky.social in a frame in our home #dateline #ordidI?
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Overheard in the produce aisle:
"This cantaloupe is literally the worst abomination in human history!"
"OMG, Becky, stop being so melondramatic."
#TrueStory #ExceptIMadeItUp #OrDidI #Yes 🍈
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Oh, yikes—I didn't realize how yonic this looked till I saw a thumbnail. 😬 #OrDidI
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Sorry, I meant "if" #ordidi
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Today is my day to be Mr. Forgetful-pants, apparently. Fortunately, that does not mean I forgot my pants. #ordidI #noIdidnot
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