I'm gonna go outside the capsule and piss on the hull! It'll be great!

Whatta ya mean I shouldn't do it? You think I'll freeze my dick off?!

Nah, I can't blow up and float away. It's just space! Ain't nothin' out there!

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(Now, there are only 3 astronauts.)

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There IS a dark side!

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I'll see you on the dark side of the moon!

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#OverheardAboardTheMoonMission What is that smell?

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That’s no moon….Jerry put your pants on.

Why did they give is chili with beans? Are we supposed to fuel the trip home?

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Stop pressing your ass against the window! It's my turn!

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#overheardaboardthemoonmission Moon over…Miami and counting

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"Just popping out to stretch my legs"

#OverheardAboardTheMoonMission Did he just call us, "crew of the Artifice?"

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Hey, watch out for that Astleyroid there! 👀

#OverheardAboardTheMoonMission when we get back, I'm just going to sit on an Earth toilet and pee for the whole first day.

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Quit hogging the controls, you swine!

The toilet is clogged again and I can't find the Drano. Wait, go get that jar of Tang. #OverheardAboardTheMoonMission

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COW!

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Wow, I'm glad I embarked on this mission, I'm digging it!

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Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice!

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Stop screaming, Jeremy, I can hear you!
We're not IN space!

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I'm really spaced out!

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I thought you said you placed the Nutella next to the Tang, but I don’t see it there.

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I'm shooting for the stars!