It never fails to look cute when Zero Mustel (now the ninth) tries to attack the black fuzz at the end of my tail. It's not so cute whenever she bites it. #owwowwoww
Fuck the ecology, species that _should_ become extinct: fucking horseflies. #owwowwoww
Oh yes, I always love it whenever Zero Mustel thinks that the black fur on my tail tip is something to bite into. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww
Wheeee! I think (in addition to feel) a tooth just chipped. #owwowwoww
But fuck it...I may as well seize this opportunity to get the dentist to pull them all out, and replace them with stoat teeth dentures.
The joys of having a pull-a-hindleg-muscle alarm clock. #owwowwoww
I wish I could survive just one whole week, without for once pulling a hindleg muscle. #owwowwoww
Blistered hindpawsies can only mean preparations for #27on27 2024 have already begun. #owwowwoww
Being rudely awakened because of a pulled muscle in my left hind leg is always a joy. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww