What 50C summers will mean for Australia — and why they're more likely Heatwaves are becoming longer, more frequent and more intense with multiple days of 50C looking more likely.

It's a good thing climate change is a load of crap, isn't it? #sarcaaaaastic www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Heaven forbid that an assigned postie ever descend to get out and making sure to knock & check, that the house is actually unoccupied or not. #sarcaaaaastic

The latest update on the Gaza carnage, from that evil global anti-Semitic organisation, the UNRWA. #sarcaaaaastic

Thank you for your service. #sarcaaaaastic bsky.app/profile/theb...

Police arrest 474 people at protest over Palestine Action ban in London Number of arrests was highest recorded in relation to single operation in at least past decade, according to Met police

Almost 500 arrests, for the most petty & vindictive of reasons.. Well done, Yvette! #sarcaaaaastic www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Can’t have that…that’s *gasp* socialism. #sarcaaaaastic

Another violent clash against the police. #sarcaaaaastic bsky.app/profile/real...

Thank you for your service. #sarcaaaaastic

AI "art" is a godsend, if you want to create photos of non-existent supermodels with melted feet and thirteen fingers! #sarcaaaaastic

Oh yes, I always love it whenever Zero Mustel thinks that the black fur on my tail tip is something to bite into. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww

MAKE MEASLES GREAT AGAIN #sarcaaaaastic

And when the Gaza strip has finally been ethnically cleansed, the Tangerine Sphincter will construct the world's biggest golf course in its place. #sarcaaaaastic

Wow, I wish I had the far right’s talent for turning anything and everything into a culture war talking point. #sarcaaaaastic

Sales blurb: Uphold liberty and justice for all across the galaxy with the Truth Enforcers Premium Warbond now available in Helldivers 2. Silence the pesky dissidents as you flaunt all-new patriotic armour, capes, weaponry, and a haul of Super Credits.

WTAF? This game has been written up like some Trumpistani's grand wet dream.

Because we really can't have it when those bothersome BLM and Extinction Rebellion protests spread throughout the galaxy, now can we? #sarcaaaaastic

There's really nothing I enjoy more than reading yet another anxiety-swelling article, concerning the adverse health impacts of not getting enough sleep. #sarcaaaaastic

I wonder why malfunction has afflicted PS3s more…the notorious YLOD, or the equally notorious error 8002F1F9 (like for yours truly)? #sarcaaaaastic

Stoat is all buggered (not like THAT)

Well that was fun #sarcaaaaastic

Replacing a corrupted microsd on the pj, which of course leads to 3 whole days of reconfiguring pi-hole, DNS and general internet connectivity

Let Israel commence the carnage in Rafah, but don’t ever let pro-Palestinian protesters gatecrash an ALP conference, right, Albo and significant others?

Which is the real disgrace? #sarcaaaaastic

Being rudely awakened because of a pulled muscle in my left hind leg is always a joy. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww

Because politcising climate change, and taking a strictly contrarian view, allbecause of some silly, futile "culture war", in a US state that mostly never rises 5m above sea level has always made sense to me. #sarcaaaaastic