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FRENCH TOAST ADVISORY

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total accumulations of up to 2 slices per plate

* IMPACTS... Plan on long grocery lines. #Bread, #milk, and #eggs may be in short supply, so go to the grocery store NOW

Slow down and use caution while cooking

#snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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FRENCH TOAST ADVISORY

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total accumulations of 1 to 3 slices per plate

* IMPACTS... Plan on long grocery lines. #Bread, #milk, and #eggs may be in short supply, so go to the grocery store NOW

Slow down and use caution while cooking

#snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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FRENCH TOAST WARNING

* WHAT... Heavy #FrenchToast expected. Total #bread accumulations between 8 and 10 loaves.

* IMPACTS... Travel to the grocery store could be very difficult and time consuming. However, you need to buy more #bread, #milk, and #eggs.

#snOhio #snOMG #panicpanicpanic

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FRENCH TOAST WATCH IN EFFECT SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH LATE SUNDAY NIGHT

Total #FrenchToast accumulation of 6 to 10 pieces per plate are possible.

Long lines at the grocery store are expected. Buy #bread, #eggs, and #milk.

#panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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FRENCH TOAST WARNING

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total #bread accumulations between 3 and 5 loaves.

* IMPACTS... Travel to the grocery store could be very time consuming. However, you need to buy more #bread, #milk, and #eggs.

#snOhio #snOMG #panicpanicpanic

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FRENCH TOAST ADVISORY

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total accumulations of 2 to 4 slices per plate

* IMPACTS... Plan on long grocery lines. #Bread, #milk, and #eggs may be in short supply, so go to the grocery store NOW

Slow down and use caution while cooking

#snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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FRENCH TOAST ADVISORY

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total accumulations of 2 to 4 slices per plate

* IMPACTS... Plan on long grocery lines. #Bread, #milk, and #eggs may be in short supply, so go to the grocery store NOW

Slow down and use caution while cooking

#snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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French Toast Advisory

Accumulation of up to two loaves of #bread are expected. Rush to the grocery store and get #eggs #bread and #milk. #snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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French Toast Watch

* WHAT... Total #FrenchToast accumulations between 3 and 5 loaves of #bread.

* WHEN... From Friday morning through Saturday morning.

* IMPACTS... Plan on slippery griddle conditions.

You need #eggs, #milk, #bread, #butter, and #maplesyrup.

#panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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Don’t put your griddle away. The #FrenchToast is going to be piled higher and deeper this weekend. You need more #bread, #milk, and #eggs! #panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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FRENCH TOAST WARNING

* WHAT... #FrenchToast expected. Total accumulations between 5 and 9 servings per person

* WHEN... From 10 AM Sunday to midnight EST Monday Night.

* IMPACTS... Travel to the grocery now! You do not have enough #bread, #milk, and #eggs!

#panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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This just in from the Dayton French Toast Network office… Kroger is “a madhouse”. #FrenchToast #milk #eggs #bread #panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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FRENCH TOAST WATCH IN EFFECT SUNDAY THROUGH LATE MONDAY NIGHT

Conditions are favorable for #FrenchToast. 3 to 5 loaves of #bread, 2 to 4 dozen #eggs, and 2 to 5 gallons of #milk expected. #PowderedSugar and #MapleSyrup are advised.

Go to the grocery store now!

#panicpanicpanic #snOMG #snOhio

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PREPARE YOUR GRIDDLES!

Conditions are favorable later this evening for #FrenchToast. Plate accumulations will be under an inch, but a dusting of powdered sugar is expected. You definitely need to rush to the grocery store in a #panicpanicpanic and buy #bread, #milk, and #eggs! #snOMG #snOhio

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It looks like you’re going to make #FrenchToast this weekend. Time to visit the grocery store and get plenty of #bread, #milk, and #eggs! #snOMG #snOhio #panicpanicpanic

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Are you ready for some #FrenchToast?

Your supplies are low, so #panicpanicpanic and head to the nearest grocery store for #eggs, #milk, and #bread!

Maybe grab a pack or two of #bathtissue as well. You never know.

#snOhio #snOMG

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WHO: Right at this moment a giant shark is murdering something that has a mother. You have a mother. #panicpanicpanic #breakingnews #nemo

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WHO: If your body has three vaginas, you have a 98% chance of spontaneously combusting before lunch today #panicpanicpanic #breakingnews

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