Once upon a time, there were three cyclops brothers who terrorized a peaceful village (pictured are the three Hinoxes and a grey box with the words "Insert Frightened Villagers Here"). It took a brave champion hero to slay the three mean monsters (pictured is a crude drawing of Link killing one of the Hinoxes). The villagers were so happy, they bestowed upon him a glowy orb and lightning sword for his troubles (pictured is Link holding a Great Thunderblade and Spirit Orb, cheering "Yee!" while grey circles labeled "Insert Happy Peeps Here" cheer on). Link (closing a storybook): And the story was passed down to everyone, leading to a successful Disney adaptation, generous royalty checks, and a souless live action remake.
512 - Brother Stephen's Fairy Tales
I could've made a killing, writing children's books
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