This is Patito’s first DIY Dividend ETF experiment 🍰 — a colorful pie where each slice represents a dividend stock that almost made the cut.
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📆 July 2025 Portfolio Recap in #PatitosFortune:
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
📊 The pie chart on today’s Almanac for July 8, 2025 reads:
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
This portfolio is no longer passively feathered. We’re leaning into high-quality stocks:
✅ ~60% Elite
✅ Nearly 38% scored 9+
✅ Majority of gains from top-rated names by Patito Score and WB Score
Stay tuned — #PatitosFortune July’s looking game-ready.
📈 Monthly update June 2025 in #PatitosFortune: the nest is taking shape!
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
🦆✨ Patito’s Global Waddle – 2025 Mid-Year Portfolio Snapshot
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
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📈 May Performance Pulse
Time-weighted return: +3.61%
Dividend income: €39.79
Positions held: 24
Not every duck swims faster than the tide, but May was a recovery— income flowing, risk under control, and plenty of catalysts ahead.
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📊 Benchmark Recap
🦆 clocked in a +3.61% return in May.
Not bad, but still trailing the S&P 500 by 1.48%.
It’s a reminder that even solid returns can fall short in strong macro months. We’re learning, tweaking, and waddling forward.
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🦆📈 Monthly update in #PatitosFortune
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my portfolio:
$BETS leads the flock with a stellar +15.9%, proving that small caps can shine when picked with care.
$EXX1 & $IDVY (~7%) are pulling weight in the ETF squad — reliable yield with sweet upside.
It’s certainly not about how many shares you can buy, but how much earnings power and long-term value you’re buying. But as a hands-on investor, you also need flexibility!
The way we defined, we follow Buffett’s wisdom while staying nimble as a modern investor. 🧠💼📈🦆
#patitosfortune #weirdportfolio
Known as “The Commodore” he built a massive fortune in shipping and railroads
Patito’s Lesson:
Whether you’re rocking a bow tie or a bonnet, the market has room for every bold beak.
Trade loud. Trade proud. Leave ripples.
#PatitosFortune #DucksofWallStreet
#GoldenEggsClub #InvestorDuck
#DividendDuckDiary
May 7, 2025
This 🦆 just cashed in 294 NOK (that’s ~€25.13) from 606 FWB2 — 300 shares, paying out 0.98 NOK each! 🎉
That’s another golden egg in the #weirdportfolio nest!
Where should Patito reinvest?
#FeatherFlow #NestEggPayday #QuackReturns #FintasticDuck #PatitosFortune
Even on quiet market days, the strategy keeps evolving. We’re sharpening our filters, checking fundamentals, and adding small positions in high-conviction dividend and swing candidates. Slow, steady, and data-backed — just how we like it.
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Final Quack!
Adding $BRK.B isn’t about chasing returns.
It’s about aligning my portfolio with a structure that quietly compounds over decades.
It’s boring in the best way — and that’s why I love it.
Any other first time buyers?
#PatitosFortune #BRKB #weirdportfolio #MondayStockShopping
Patito Market Diary – Green Days & Smart Prep ✅
Yesterday was a good day in the stock market.
We’re almost back to recovering all the losses from that tariffs day 😢 💸
Yesterday also brought a wave of green across the Patito Elite 👑 watchlist!
🤖 📈 💶 💪
#NoFinancialAdvice
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Outputs Include:
• ✅ Patito Score (0–100)
• 🧠 WB Score (0–10)
• 🏅 Quality Grade (Elite, Excellent, Strong…)
• 🧩 Stock Role (Core, Momentum, Opportunistic)
• 🎯 Buy Zone & Fair Price Calculations
• 💬 Valuation Summary
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#PatitosFortune
#NotFinancialAdvice
Even though the headline growth looks muted, our WB2025 scoring system graded it “A”, and it earned the Patito Seal of Approval! 🦆✨
We’re watching growth carefully. Small position for now. #PatitosFortune #LongTermMindset #DividendGrowth
Today we trimmed some of our early flops — those first missteps. 💸
Tomorrow? Maybe we go shopping 🛍️
Our new 🦆 Patito Automated Scanner v2.0 is quacking with fresh leads.
Let’s see who earns a spot in the nest 💎
#PatitosFortune #QuackReturns #FeatherFunded #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk
Patito’s Sharpe Allocation spreads investments across layers that balance growth, safety, and smart risk — aiming for high returns without wild swings. Each layer plays a role to keep the portfolio sharp, steady, and always ready to waddle forward.
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We might be on to something then!
🦆 🤖 💶
Yes, everything is negative (except good old gold) we started a couple of weeks before the tariffs drama 🫠 but we hold on to the long term and our strategy 😎
#weirdportfolio
#PatitosFortune
It’s been a long weekend!
While we wait for trades to resume and our money to 💸 (will $NVDA keep crashing? 📉 ) this Patito went researching to bring some nice story telling time 📖
How the Stock Market Hatched!”
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This week’s lesson?
Being “less bad” still counts.
Risk-adjusted resilience > blind benchmarks.
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Patito’s now on the hunt for:
1. Great dividend tracking apps 📱 — any recs?
2. Your favorite dividend stocks 💰 for the next #NestEggPayday
Let’s make this portfolio more feathered and funded!
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #weirdportfolio #QuackYields #TinyQuacksBigMoves #WaddleToWealth
𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲
April 16, 2025
Patito waddled over to the mailbox this morning and found a sweet monthly dividend from the Great White North 🇨🇦
2.92 CAD from $WCP! ✉️ 💰
#PatitosFortune #MonthlyDividends #DividendDuckDiary
#weirdportfolio
It’s the patito way!
Investing like a hedge fund, but having fun while at it 📊
Sharpe ratios, Treynor tilts, sector rotation 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 wrapped in charm, clarity, and a pink blazer to build that cozy 🪹 for 🦆 🦆
#CuddlyCapitalism #QuackReturns #SharpeTalk #FeatherFunded #PatitosFortune
Coming soon: a sneak-peek of Patito’s favorite dividend picks and how they hatch steady income year-round.
🦆 💶 🥚
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#weirdoportfolio
👀 Patito’s nest egg blueprint!
This was not throwing breadcrumbs at random ETFs,
🤖 + 🦆 built a framework:
Behind every feather lies a structured allocation based on Sharpe Ratio, Treynor insights, and a healthy dose of dividend hunting.
#PatitosFortune #QuackticalAllocation #weirdportfolio
That’s the Patito Dividend Checklist ✏️
Simple. Feather-tested. Nest-approved.
What do you all look for before buying a dividend stock?
Which are your favorites? Recommend me some!
#DividendDuckDiary #WaddleToWealth #EggsInTheNest
#PatitosFortune
#WeirdPortfolio
🔐 Key Layers:
• Sharpe-Optimized Core (36%): Diversified ETFs with 💪 returns
• Risk-Adjusted Core (29%): Balanced mix of 🤞 performers
• High-Treynor Satellite (15%): Strategic α plays
• Mid-Tier Hold (20%): Solid long-term exposure
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#weirdoportfolio
