A corner of garlic toast with peanut butter on it.
Me just eating garlic toast.
Her: Did you put peanut butter on that you psycho?!
Me: (laughing) no why would...wait. That's kinda brilliant.
::walks to the cupboard::
Her: YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT!!
Me: The hell I'm not, you're a genius!
Her: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Try it. It's good.
#pbslut
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