9 hours to Orlando for Disney + Cheer competition

I am reaching #peakDad levels

My dad would drive half way across London to save 1p on a gallon. #PeakDad

Getting to yell both "just put a sweatshirt on" and "Turn off the damn lights" before 6:30am. #PeakDad #MyWorkTodayIsDone

It won't light unless you do it.

#peakdad

"Dave has shut me up mid sentence to look at a bird..." — from my friend about her husband being in #peakdad

I just abruptly left dinner to grass seed the lawn because it looked like rain...
#peakdad

Me: do you know how many warriors it takes to subdue just one BBQ chicken?

7: how many?

Me: 10. And they don't all make it. Now eat your dinner.

#peakDad

I am downloading tax documents, drinking coffee, and making dad jokes on the internet all at the same time.

#peakdad

Trying to bake with a pig and a turkey in residence. @EstherThePig @esthers_kitchen #bestdads #peakdad #derekandsteve

#PEAKDAD