Blank piece of paper that says “NSFW” at the top. 👀👀

Valentine stickers with a bonus yellow conversation heart that says “N I WD LIKE 2 SPEND-“ WHICH IS JUST CRUEL! (But I love it!). A card featuring four stills of our beloved Ineffables through the years (left to right, top to bottom): Uz, Paris, Golgotha, and the Globe. And the piéce de resistance…a hand carved stamp of the Peen Tree. The reason for the “NSFW” warning. It’s going right next to my desk (at home, of course).

Teeheeheehee 🤭🤭

I love everything about this. The surprise Valentine, the NSFW warning, the beloved Peen Tree…it’s all magical. Thank you @demonharte11.bsky.social so much. It’s perfect. 😘 #GoodOmens #peentree

And the finished product. 🤷‍♀️
#Halloween2025 #PumpkinPainting #GoodOmensFanart #peentree

The secret is out ladies. One was smart enough to know why we’re in the woods in the first place. #manorbear #bear As a man, I have to say if I see a woman alone in the woods I’m much more wary…a man belongs in the woods doing manly woodsey things like building a cabin, hunting, clearing land, camping, fishing…a woman lurking alone in the pods is looking for a sacrifice for her coven. Screw the Bear, I see a woman I’m gone.

Dammit, we’ll have to be trickier to add to the #peentree now.

Mine was all over the place with my pups, the mugs, and the beloved #peentree

We’ve been thinking about the peen tree all wrong. #peentree #etsyfinds
www.etsy.com/listing/1797...

Thank you for coming to my peen tree TED talk that literally no one asked for.

I’ll be here ‘til the lights go out.

Sammie out. 👊🎤
#peentree

Welp. I found the first peens for my peen tree. It’s these refs. Gonna saw those suckers RIGHT OFF.

If they’re not gonna use their eyes, I can relieve them of something else too!
#BTHOtu #peentree #sawemoff #rivalryrenewed