Petition: Shove a pineapple up Andrew RT Davies' arse when use uses the word "separatist"
He's constantly using the word to describe his political opponents without any evidence to show that they are, in fact, separatists. If we shove a pineapple up his arse every time he does it, it might make him stop.
Petition: Move wells cathedral to Keynsham so Keynsham gets city status
Haul it over / dismantle and disfigure and reconstruct it in keynsham. Wells is such a fraudulent city and has no right to city status, Keynsham is too nice to be considered bristol so it deserves its own status
Petition: Restore the British Empire to its largest & become the worlds strongest empire
Parliament must pursue a national project aimed at expanding Britain's power and influence to match the full reach once held by the Empire, rebuilding strength, asserting authority abroad, and restoring the nation to a dominant position on the the world stage.
Petition: Give me an extra £10,000 so I can pay my debt and buy a rice krispie square bar
Send money to 04-10-04 5119<redacted> so I can pay my bills and debts because of the terrible minimum wage. Plus I can finally afford rice krispies.
It's that time again!
Yes, I am once more trawling the UK Government Petition's website and looking through the list of those petitions that were rejected.
#petitions
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