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Now the paper is a court case. #ph204
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R/Eason, this Transylvanian/German/maniacal cackling needs to stop. #ph204
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There's a five-part exam question on "Consider the Lobster"? I'm gonna SLAY this question. #ph204
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R/Eason suggests handing in our final papers with a binder clip featuring a hologram of Tupac. #ph204
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BRB tossing self off Ansin. RT @aaaaaaallison: Exam Question 2 has subquestions A-H. We have to trade in our 7-page paper for THIS? #ph204
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R/Eason: "How many of you have hunted? For animals? Or --" Ross: "PEOPLE!" R/Eason: ". . . Mushrooms." #ph204
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"Those quizzes need to be D-U-N. D-U-N? Yes. So take them. Don't be D-U-M." #ph204
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"Fangs Pulled - Damn It!" When did R/Eason's powerpoints turn into Horse E-books? #ph204
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"I was in my refrigerator over the weekend . . ." #thisishowitends #ph204
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It's our last #ph204 class before the final exam . . . but where is @aaaaaaallison?!
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Title slide of today's lecture powerpoint: "Goodbyes." #ph204
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"The DH is not up to my breakfast standards. I don't approve of their omelets from cartons. I'm used to boarding school breakfasts." #ph204
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Well, now we're all aware that Kevin ate a cheap, mutated chicken carcass for dinner last night. #ph204
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"Here's a pro tip. Chickens are birds." Thank you, R/Eason. #ph204
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"Sorry this picture isn't very good quality. This is a chicken farm." "It looks like a dubstep concert." #ph204
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"If you're lost in the supermarket, you may stumble upon the frozen foods." Touché, R/eason. Touché. #ph204
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"Bob is a great guy, but I HATE going to dinner with him." R/Eason on his friend Bob, who has Celiac disease. #ph204
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Oh, and now it smells like...fruit. Okay. And on Tuesday, we'll get the exam questions. It'll be the Big Reveal, the Robb burlesque. #ph204
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Attention, world: Tuesday, April 24th, is cool, but not as cool as Thursday, April 19th. #ph204
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"Everything is budding up and beginning to blossom." R/Eason describes the end of the term. #ph204
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"Your final exam is on Tuesday, May 1st. It runs from 8 am to 10 pm. HA." #ph204
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"In this picture, [Joel Salatin] only looks like he might take off his belt and beat you with it." #ph204
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GRATUITOUS VOMITING "Our homework: go out to the Common and eat some handfuls of grass. Then vomit. Lecture officially supplemented. #ph204"
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Phonetically, "your Rauch and Ho quiz" sounds much less class-appropriate it than it actually is. #ph204
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"'All flesh is grass.' He means cannabis." We touch upon the principles of Joel Salatin. #ph204
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Today's lecture slideshow features a "cool hemp-inspired recycled burlap-like background." #ph204 (thanks to @aaaaaaallison)
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R/Eason: extrapolates on burns. #ph204
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"How do I fit this baby into my centrifuge?" #ph204
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Other things not to Google: Monkey pox. #ph204
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