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Picard: So how rank was Voyager after being lived in for seven years straight by 150 odd crew people? Geordi: Awful. Their warp core juice smelled like targ. Picard: Warp core? I thought that was all energy fields. Geordi: Oh no, it's mostly blue gatorade, liquid dilithium and ten gallons of mountain dew for get up and go.
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Seven: Thank you assisting mr. paris when we got back. They wanted to arrest him for locarno's crimes. Riker: You're welcome. I sure know what it's like to look like someone else who is definitely not you. Picard: Are you two yanking my chain? Like Admiral Mariner said, they look nothing alike. Riker: You said shinzon looked like you. Picard: He was literally my clone. Riker: He looks like the guy who helped restore australia after world war three. Seven: I understand Captain Shaw's viewpoint of you two.
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Captain's log: The request from the nine Terran ensigns to decorate the bridge for their late december holiday has caused...problems. A giant faux Christmas Tree is blocking Picard's view.
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The night shift asks Captain Picard to stop Riker from playing the trombone during night shift.
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Picard: What was that wesley? You saw a man who looked like Q? Wesley: after I tackled him I learned he was a visiting academy lecturer. Picard: You saw a man you thought was q and you tackled him. Wesley, q got you speared in an alien death planet arena. Wesley: Sir, we're starfleet. Alien death arenas are a dime a dozen. Picard: This is the wrong lesson to take away from this, wesley. I'm going to be contacting your academy supervisor. Wesley: Well, you know her at least. it's doctor pulaski. Picard: And why didn't you tackle her? Wesley: I programmed the academy transporters to strand her on mars. Picard: Good boy, that makes up for the other nonsense. Hang up, Bev.
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PICARD: BEFORE WE OFFICIALLY TRANSFER REGINALD BARCLAY TO THE FEDERATION EMBASSY ON THE KLINGON HOMEWORLD, I'D LIKE TO SAY ONE FINAL THING. PICARD: IN THE INTERESTS OF DIPLOMACY, THE EMBASSY'S CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER IS A KLINGON. SO IF YOU'RE HURT... PICARD: ... THEY AREN'T GOING TO USE PAINKILLERS. GOODBYE FOREVER.
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Riker - sir, thanks to my imzadi link with deanna, I can telepathically sense our enterprise-d selves nearby. Picard - we cannot risk damaging the timestream. Riker - No worries, we're next door running through the ocean's eight heist hologram story. We're ... busy. Picard - don't you mean ocean's eleven? Deanna - Ocean's eight is the lady theft crew. See, it was will's birthday and ... Picard - Gross. You two are so gross.
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Miles O'Brien was the original 'Lower Decks' guy.
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Wesley's mom had just transferred off the ship. Guinan suggests Wesley would be cheered up with new duties so Picard has him transferred to Starbase 80. Which smells.
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#TrekMemes #FourPanels #PirateShanty #Evanescene #RikerMemes #PicardMemes #DataMemes @rockinriker.bsky.social #clicktoexpand
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@cousinnudaq.bsky.social #TNGMemes #Transporters #ShortRange #BeverlyCrusherMemes #PicardMemes #Nu'Daq
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Picard gets high off special brownies and hallucinates Commander Riker is the Klingon Nu'Daq.
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Picard and Beverly are lost and are relieved they contacted a Starfleet ship. They do not realize it is the USS Voyager and their problems have only begun.
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#picardmemes #picardtvseries #enterprisememes #brokenbow #startrekmemes #startrekpicard #spoilers #fourpanels
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Q kidnapped Enterprise crew again. Picard noticed one was left behind. Again. And complains about it. O'Brien is offended for he is right there and can hear Picard.
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Panel One - Riker orders Wesley to the center of the bridge. Panel Two - Picard explains Klingons have been hot boxing the bridge with prime weed and Wesley should enjoy the buzz. Panel Three - Wesley sat down already because he's a lightweight. Picard and Riker discuss Beverly Crusher out smoking eight Klingons. Then they forgot what they were saying because the two are high.
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Panel One, Riker wants Wesley to watch this shit. Panel Two, Riker's operating the transporter through Worf's console. With his dong. Riker's dong. Panel Three, Picard is alone on the bridge because Riker transported himself and the bridge crew God knows where.
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Riker: Wesley! Wesley! Listen up, kid. Important information. It'll put some hair on your chest. You need to hear it. The entire bridge needs to hear it. Wesley: What is it, sir? Riker: Your mom's horny for Picard. Wesley: So are you, sir. Riker: You're all right, kid.
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