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Fell for the bug my daughter dragged home from school and now I'm giving birth every single cough #mancold #pityme

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And the sun is harshening up its rays for winter, of course.

#TooSensitiveForThisWorld
#PityMe!
#OPityMe!

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Perhaps influenced by my misadventures in the realm of the #UltraHighbrow. I was supposed to see a production of ENDGAME by an Irish company tonight, but then my other friend reminded me we have tickets for the Sinfonietta Cracovia at Lincoln Center at the same time! #GoodHeavens! #PityMe

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The most fun thing about my hot flashes (aside from the fact that I can't do HRT because I had breast cancer 5 years ago) is that STRESS is my trigger. And yet the hot flashes CAUSE STRESS. #DissolvingIntoASweatyMess #PityMe

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I have been working from home since 2019, and today I had the grave misfortune of my computer shitting the proverbial bed mid-morning and having to get dressed in business casual clothing and head into our corporate headquarters. #PityMe

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My Sexy Week 24th to 30th July Stories - free and paid - and some of the real-life inspiration for them

Stories (free and paid) you might have missed, plus some of the real-life inspiration behind them. Also my link to Russian royalty.

open.substack.com/pub/ellaligh...

#yetis #gangbang #art #muse #public #exposure #humiliation #lesbians #CYOA #stalker #sadist #pityme #smutsky

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The speed paint for this didn’t save 😭

#pityme #speedpaint #arttrend #digitalartist #art

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I definitely need to excersize more... I washed my car this afternoon, and ya girl is SORE 😭 #PityMe #Please?

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Feel rotten. Had a rough work week. Also had a stinking cold for a few days, but was over the worst and back on the up... oh ho ho, no I wasn't!
Spent this evening having approx 12 naps, and no tea. Just had a massive shower and I'm off to bed.
Colds can fuckoffffff. I've had enough
🤮😪😭
#pityme

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It's the Christmas Concert today. I'll spend most of the day trying to get 29, 6 - 11 year olds to play their penny whistles, recorders, flutes and clarinet together before the afternoon performance.
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS .... 😟🙉 #pityme #mypoorears #fineitsfine #thelifeofamusicteacher

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And I’m at my in-laws’ house. In Denver. #pityme

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excellent.. in bed with head cold etc. living life on the edge with a hot water bottle and electric blanket!!! going to Brighton tomorrow so Nightnurse work your magic!#sickgirl #poorly #pityme

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Always alarming to look at blank feedback forms and wonder what they will show at the end of the day #pityme #gotupveryearly #interparentalconflict

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Pity the poor leftie #Israel #Palestine head who doesn't drink. Pity her. #pityme

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You see Julie Goodyear, I see my mum. #cbb #pityme

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Seems apropos to follow up Ohio State's defeat with the latest #LightsOut episode. Just watching the things I love get cancelled. #pityme

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