REPORT: We have got mountains of paperwork to look forward to. The two creatures we used to have in captivity, ████ and ██████, have escaped confinement and bloated to galactic size. Their bodies can be best described as "pear-shaped", swinging like wrecking balls through the bounds of space. The amphibian creature has slammed rear-first into a planet, forming cracks along its surface as its long purple tongue wraps around the planet's moon-like satellite. The radioactive rodent creature however is arms around a smaller planet, chewing into it creating radioactive fissures across its surface, eating it whole as if it'd mistaken the planet for a big sphere of cheese. Given the destroyed planets in the background, they've been at this for a while. The higher-ups and ██████ are going to be incredibly disappointed by the amount of paperwork we'll have to write.
(cw// planetary-sized destruction)
funny how this is the first time i show off qí's long yoshi-like tongue
#honeyswells #inflation #planetsized
