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Carefully dropping a little ❤️ here to say I missed this and echo your sentiment. 👀 #pleaseDontBlockMe

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A healthcare company promoting active lifestyles sent me an email asking "what makes you move?"

Very sad my first thought was "laxatives"

#punday #everyday #pleasedontblockme
#movement

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Manifesting a Bosmer companion in these crates! #Coping #PleaseDontBlockMe

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Next step.. OF?

/s

#pleasedontblockme

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If they get formally prosecuted, we could say they were “in the DOGE-house.” #PleaseDontBlockMe

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Totally agree. #potatoes #pleasedontblockme

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A metal rasp hidden in a baguette... better late than never...

#PleaseDontBlockMe

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a sticker that says get in loser we 're going to area 51 on it ALT: a sticker that says get in loser we 're going to area 51 on it

I was going to DM you to tell you that your bio made me chuckle.

But then you'd figure out I might be a creep.

#ImProbablyACreep
#PleaseDontBlockMe 😢

I hope you're having a wonderful day and that the aliens are friendly. 🖤

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Don’t waste your time getting into a relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. #dadjokes #pleasedontblockme

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