Carefully dropping a little ❤️ here to say I missed this and echo your sentiment. 👀 #pleaseDontBlockMe
A healthcare company promoting active lifestyles sent me an email asking "what makes you move?"
Very sad my first thought was "laxatives"
#punday #everyday #pleasedontblockme
#movement
Manifesting a Bosmer companion in these crates! #Coping #PleaseDontBlockMe
Next step.. OF?
/s
#pleasedontblockme
If they get formally prosecuted, we could say they were “in the DOGE-house.” #PleaseDontBlockMe
Totally agree. #potatoes #pleasedontblockme
A metal rasp hidden in a baguette... better late than never...
#PleaseDontBlockMe
I was going to DM you to tell you that your bio made me chuckle.
But then you'd figure out I might be a creep.
#ImProbablyACreep
#PleaseDontBlockMe 😢
I hope you're having a wonderful day and that the aliens are friendly. 🖤
Don’t waste your time getting into a relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. #dadjokes #pleasedontblockme