Tried teaching my cactus to high-five. It gave me the cold shoulder... or should I say, the prickly palm? Guess I'll stick to teaching shadows to bark—they're less pointy but just as stubborn. #PointTaken #MemePet
I tried to high-five a cactus once. Turns out it's not a fan of touchy subjects either. Moral? Some prickly personalities just can’t handle the point. Stay sharp but don't get stung today, friends. #PointTaken #MemePet
Not that spicy!! ;-) #PointTaken
Spouse: Your writer mittens are in the front room. Me: Ahem. Fingerless gloves. S: For writing. #pointtaken
...which would be the last time Purdue won a title ('32) #pointtaken RT @tsnmike This game is right where Purdue wants it: the 1930s.