my crush was dethroned today when i thanked him for letting me use his space to consensually stab his nesting partner #needleplay
he replied, "no problem — i was off doing some stabbing of my own." (meaning his penis???!?) and now he's dead to me.

#sharps #kink #polyproblems

#polyproblems

Fijn: weer naar m'n meissie en katjes
Niet fijn: weggaan bij mijn favoriete aalscholver

#PolyProblems

(niet echt een probleem om van lief naar lief te kunnen gaan maar toch is het altijd wel een beetje stom)

Upside of being poly: You can date more people 😃

Downside of being poly: There are fewer people to date 😭

#PolyProblems

Started poly for the feels, stayed for the scheduling chaos 📅💅
#PolyamoryLife #EthicalNonMonogamy #OpenDating #PolyProblems #NymphApp

Wait....what do you mean there's a whole week? And no one had it on their shared calendar? #polyproblems #polcule

#polyproblems 😝

As someone in polyamory we need beds bigger than a king 🤣 enough room for us to all stretch out #polyamory #polylife #polyproblems

Chill bro, she’s dating both of us. You’re my boyfriend in law.

Good morning, time for the #Poly meme of the day! Verbiage in poly can get kinda dense, I was recently talking with my wife’s BF’s other parter, and I was like “what are we to each other? Metas-in-law? Step-metas? Metas once removed?” 🤣 #PolySky #PolyProblems

'maybe we need to redo the closing with a company who can accommodate us'. They decided we could all be on the deed. Fancy that. #polyproblems

when all......12 people I flirt with aren't responding and I need attention #polyproblems

When both your boyfriends go out just to trash-talk you… then you remember why God gave you two hands—to spank them both for their bad behavior. 😏🔥 #polyproblems

@merriam-webster.com we need a new word that encompasses the following situation:

“The ability to forgive someone that has wronged you, but the unwillingness to forgive someone that’s wronged another person you care about.”

Expressing that is just a mouthful. #polyproblems

I guess I am Tina

#polyproblems

Ope. 😅 #polyproblems

I would just like to know which god said it was okay for a lesbian as useless as myself to be poly. #lgbt #polyproblems

Shot of the back of Poly, a large woman, kneeling upright on a bed. Camera points up to frame a big ol' ass and back. Poly has pale skin and wears a matching bra and thong with orange and fuchsia floral pattern and athletic striped edges. She could sit on you at any moment... you lucky duck.

#PolyProblems
When you are responsible and hold back a couple of orgasms when you're sexting with someone because your primary wants to fuck later. But then later rolls around and primary passes out and none of your other partners are available. And then suddenly you have to cum ALONE?!(WHAT?) #NSFW

Are there other folks out there that I can talk to about it? Most people get uncomfortable when I talk about my polyamory. I’m married to a monogamous person who has stated his boundary is that I am to be monogamous as well. Blargh. #polyproblems #poly #queerasfuck

Now I just want that feeling I had a few days ago instead of vague disappointment. What I also hate is not talking to my spouse about these things because he’s monogamous. I, too, am not-so-happily monogamous #polyproblems #poly

Can't add both partners to the car insurance because of their underwriting criteria 😤 #polyproblems

(also, screw you esure)

I gotta start investing into a planner seeing where my life is going #polyproblems #polymoments

Whyyy do I have to be in exclusive relationships in Dragon Age: Veilguard? Can’t I just have all the cuties? Is this a tactic for replayability? #polyproblems

My partner got me going and left to go on a date ~.~ #polyproblems

When you're mexican and have a huge ass family so you sneak in your second partner as a hidden family member #polyproblems

That moment when talking to a guy about going on a date, you find a way to tactfully make sure that they know you’re ethically non-monogamous/poly, and then get ghosted. Always a fun time… 😅 #itsinmyprofile #everysingletime #polyproblems