Do I order Swagat or Hat Yai? 🤔 #PortlandProblems #MasalaDosa #Roti

Can’t tell if the nearby table is Gal-entines Day dinner or lesbian polycule with no chemistry #portlandproblems

#portlandproblems Twice today I have attempted to enter somebody else's identical Subaru

I’m stuck in southeast at Cargo because our car is on the other side of the railroad track and there’s a train there that ain’t moving. #portlandproblems #portland

Look back before I cross the bridge to make sure the guy with the knife isn’t still behind me then turn back around and see a guy dressed like he’s just walked out of the desert, with a huge wooden stick and massive swan wings strapped to his back, walking toward me. #PortlandProblems

💧BREAKING: The Portland Trail Blazers just dropped their new “Shelter City Edition” unis—crafted from 100% authentic PDX blue tarps.

#TrailBlazers #RipCity #PortlandProblems #NBAStyle #ShortsUnderTarps #WePlayThroughRain #BlazersShelterDrop

I wish they were a LITTLE more waterproof but that’s my only quibble. #portlandproblems

#portlandproblems

Portland metro, meanwhile, ranks 4th worst for rent hikes (rents up 33% in a year) and 25th for apartment construction.

Compare to Austin: rents up 46%, but No.1 fastest apartment construction. Or Seattle: rents up 31%, but 6th on apartment construction.

#PortlandProblems, frfr

I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna -- bridge lift. #portlandproblems http://t.co/Qr8tVaABDR