All I want is for a rich guy to tell me I'm too pretty to work and give me all his money so I can buy little treats and snacks. Is that too much to ask?!
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
Non-binary person in dress made of patches watering a patch of garlic
Non-binary person wearing a dress made of patches with different designs. They are watering garlic and smiling like a big dumby
Sometimes you gotta cosplay a gardener to get shit done
#gay #shitpost #bi #queer #queen #queershitpost
Everything I say is always a little bit wrong. Not on purpose, my brain gets excited to spew absolute nonsense and not fact-check anything. I'm also an idiot
#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
Every time I get Uber Eats, the driver leaves it at my neighbors house across the street. So every time I have to run across the street and steal my shit off their porch like the world's worst pirate
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
Facebook Marketplace at it's finest
#Facebook #facebookmarketplace #bi #queershitpost #gay
as a genderfluid, genderflux nonbinary person
if someone kisses me
no matter who they are or what their gender is,
they are paradoxically gay, and straight, and both, and neither....
so if someone kisses me
and says
"no homo"
what does that mean????
#latenightphilosophy #queershitpost
Do you ever do something and know you're gonna get in trouble so you're just waiting to get yelled at? I rearranged the soap display so everything would fit...without asking. Gonna hear all about it
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
Happy day in the gayborhood ππΎπ€π
#secondlife #land #gay #transrights #gayrights #queer #queermemes #queershitpost #shitpost
if you like this you're a homosexual girl kisser or boy kisser #queershitpost