"I'm such a slut for crust." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
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"you can't do carbon credits with crime." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"You gotta bring a lot of dog pictures to the table to make me okay with responding to your fb messenger request." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"It's like Werner Herzog's paint colors for depressed people." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"It's still the best minotaur romance I've read. And I've read "a lot." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"Who hasn't lied about cats to their landlord?" #QuotesFromtheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"You're the first person I know who is doing ketamine legally!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"what are your thoughts on alternative nut butters?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"It's my DESTINY, butthead!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"It's not even ten a.m. and I've already received emotional damage from @travisbaldree.bsky.social." (coworker is reading some short stories, and enjoying them, but now needs a hug) #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
'"Peanut butter side up?" I don't ever want to hear those words again, Geralyn.' #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"That's a lot of apocalypse for the weekend." #QuotesfromtheWarehouse
" I chose that? Oh dear God." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"The God is Not Willing - luckily, we are. So we'll keep shipping it." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"I did bleed in Menards, though." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"I love it when violence includes arts and crafts!" #quotesfromthewarehouse
"One of these days I'll get back to trying drugs again." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"On the plus side, this is half a Scalzi, not a full one. #quotesfromthewarehouse @subpress.bsky.social @scalzi.com
"Morning Glory Milking Farm is a holiday classic." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"I will be imagining an actual giant deer, Paul Bunyan size, and no one can stop me." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"sensual Hobbit is my kink." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"if i've proven one thing in my 4 years here, it's that i can maintain productivity even when awash in a sea of the forbidden cheetos." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"That's a little too much Divine Comedy for me." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social
"it’s the flip flop structure vs hoof structure that makes me think it is impossible for cows" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"It's never too early for dinosaurs." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
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"they taste good, but I need them to be filled with nasty meat." #quotesfromthewarehouse
"you do not want to be the back end of Aslan" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"I don't trust Guinea Pigs because they don't blink." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"You recoiled from that joint so hard for second I thought you were a cop." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse
"I'm sure your parents gave you that advice at a reasonable age." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse