In Flanders Fields (Gent Wevelgem) Heeren 💨 2026 #raceinverse:
Life (and bike racing), sometimes rhymes
Just like old times
Wout and Mathieu went head to head
Ahead they sped
Segaert attacked and caught them cold
So bold so bold
In Flanders Fields (Gent Wevelgem) Vrouwen 💨 2026 #raceinverse:
Till the Kemmelberg, fourteen riders held
Then Wiebes decided to push the pace
Five they were, the winning selection gelled
Fleur, Karlijn, Elise, Ellie came to race
Behind they tried to organise the chase
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 #raceinverse summary:
Jonas won the race, inevitably
Building condition, indubitably
GC: Jonas Vingegaard 🇩🇰 TVL
Points: Dorian Godon 🇫🇷 IGD
Climber: Giulio Ciccone 🇮🇹 LTK
Youth: Lenny Martinez 🇫🇷 TBV
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 7 #raceinverse:
There was a young man called Brady
Who was very much not afraid-y
He put the burners on
To mug Dorian Godon
In a long sprint with no fade-y
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 6 #raceinverse:
Jonás continues
To throttle the challenge from
Lenny and Lipo
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 5 #raceinverse:
The Spanish mountains point skyward
The race was decided by the untoward
Pidcock crashed and looked so shaken
Vingegaard continues to awaken
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 4 #raceinverse:
Vernon
Bided his time
Popped up perfectly to
Take the stage on a shortened day
Carpe diem
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 3 #raceinverse:
Remco and Jonas
Tried to pull a fast one
One crashed so it was for
Godon to get it done
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 2 #raceinverse:
On a long downhill
The break nearly makes it, but
Magnus Cort wins it
#VoltaCatalunya 2026 Stage 1 #raceinverse:
Feliu uphill sprint
Makes lungs burn as Tom Pidcock
Opens up early
Dorian Godon takes it on
The bike throw from Remco Ev
Milan Sanremo Donne 🌷 2026 #raceinverse:
It’s here! It’s here!
The race of spring, no mere
Sunday ride you hear
It taxes you, squeezes you
Puts you into
A state where you
Question what you know to be true
Milan Sanremo 🌷 Uomini 2026 #raceinverse:
Lo, behold, take in the coming of spring
Milan Sanremo, the delight it brings
8 past winners took to the starting line
To roll the dice, who gets the “cha-ching?”
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 #raceinverse summary:
Pellizzari made the early bustle
Del Toro won the almighty tussle
GC: Isaac del Toro 🇲🇽 UAD
Points: Isaac del Toro 🇲🇽 UAD
Climber: Diego Sevilla 🇪🇸 PRT
Youth: Isaac del Toro 🇲🇽 UAD
#ParisNice 2026 #raceinverse summary:
Wily Jonas had the race in the bag
Even as the weather became a snag
GC: Jonas Vingegaard 🇩🇰 TVL
Points: Jonas Vingegaard 🇩🇰 TVL
Climber: Jonas Vingegaard 🇩🇰 TVL
Youth: Georg Steinhauser 🇩🇪 EFE
Yep, behind on #raceinverse for both MSRs and Catalunya and wrap ups for PN and TA…
Trofeo Alfredo Binda 2026 🇮🇹 👷♀️ #raceinverse
Must gap the sprinters, that’s the plan
To win the oldest women’s race
And split the bunch as late you can
Kasia dropped the hammer, face deadpan
World champ Maddie was on her case
Must gap the sprinters, that’s the plan
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 7 #raceinverse:
Milan powers over the line
Big man with the nodding dog sprint
Despite a late attack so fine
Milan powers over the line
Leadout train as straight as a spine
Hit the front in a charge so mint
Milan powers over the line
Big man with the nodding dog sprint
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 8 #raceinverse:
Pithie nudges Dani
Off his bike as Lenny takes
The stage from Jonas
Jonas takes all the jerseys
Except white for Steinhauser
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 6 #raceinverse:
It’s now a race of attrition
Which rider has the condition?
Van Aert? Healy? Pellizzari!
Del Toro has the ambition
Beats ev’rybody in a hurry
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 7 #raceinverse:
Short, sharp speedy stage
Watson leads out Godon who
Takes it from Bini
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 6 #raceinverse:
There was a young man named Harold
Who tried an attack so bold
Gruppo compatto?
No! Sneaky like a gatto!
Smart tactics never get old
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 5 #raceinverse:
Valgren takes it as
Del Toro squeezes Giulio
Sometimes the break wins
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 5 #raceinverse:
Jonas solos to victory
Even in early season, he’s strong
Quietly, eyeing history
Jonas solos to victory
Kicks with purpose, not skittery
Dani does nowt but play along
Jonas solos to victory
Even in early season, he’s strong
(A triolet! Fun to write!)
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 4 #raceinverse:
Attacks were roiling
Mathieu’s form is boiling
Ev’ryone else toiling
Their tactics he’s foiling
(My first attempt at a breccbairdne! I think it went rather well.)
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 4 #raceinverse:
It rained on the Race to the Sun
As Red Bull drove the selection
But Jonas felt like having fun
By choosing the steepest section
To make sure the GC is done.
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 3 #raceinverse:
Milan opened up
The sprint but quickly got swamped
By some multitudes
Lune Andersen was quickest
Off the wheel and finishing
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 3 #raceinverse:
Ineos
Did sacrifice
Young Carlos Rodriguez
For Onley and Vauquelin in the
TTT
(Sorry for not adhering to the verse form - poetic licence)
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 2 #raceinverse:
Van der Poel, mighty king of the cobble
Is no patsy either on the gravel
Another Two Seas stage did he nobble
Jorgenson’s race seemed to unravel
To Del Toro the rain was no hobble
Pellizzari has a ways to travel
#ParisNice 2026 Stage 2 #raceinverse:
Max Kanter takes the win
Holds arms up, sports big grin
Twisty run in does for some
Bini Girmay’s looking glum
#TirrenoAdriatico 2026 stage 1 #raceinverse:
Nobody, it seems
Can match mighty Pippo G
For big aero watts
