#raptureparty #poem #silly

#raptureparty #rapture #skydaddy #sky #daddy
#poetry

When arriving at
the #raptureparty, be sure
to bring deviled eggs.

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Big sky #Daddy,

If all dogs go to heaven,
and I'm a bitch...
is it rapture time yet?
I could use a little vacation
on a cloud somewhere,
pretending I know
how to play the harp.

Sincerely,
the one who let all the dogs out.

#raptureparty #satire #humor #comethefuckon #seriously #poem #poetry

I would like to thank everyone who has participated in the #raptureparty so far, especially because no rapture occurred. The party will last until midnight and then we go back to civilization with our heads hung low. But one day! Surely one day it will work!

#micropoetry #raptureparty #rem

I hope it happens before sundown
I've already reserved my beach site
Though if He wills it to happen later
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night

I called into work [no I didn’t]
and said I can’t come in,
my body been raptured and
just my brain
Is left-
Ghost #daddy rejected
my dirty mind-
not sure they bought my story
[because it didn’t happen]

#raptureparty #poetry

#poetry #emoetry #raptureparty #lethargic
Perhaps God is lethargic today
They said the rapture would arrive
But everyone's still here, all 8 billion
I was so very much looking forward
To being the only one on the beach;
I'll bet He postponed & rescheduled

'New rapture date: TBD
(Excepting Sundays)'

I’m not interested in
any entity that judges
who is good or bad
based on a set of ethics
men made up
so just skip me in the
rapture, #daddy

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Predators tend unmelting ICE
Bobbing in their bloody-marys
Circular walls of glass suffice
On camera lenses in the lobby
To track their victims safely
To keep us trapped in fear
Is this metaphor unclear?
There's no heaven here
Rapture me, Daddy

Keep your dirty #language
clear from my #walls
Tell the #truth to #daddy oh
don't take him for a fool
never take apples from
a famer's orchard
don't pretend you're somebody else
it might be awkward

#vssmagic #ourpoetryx #2wordprompt #raptureparty #poetry

#poetry #raptureparty
You goin' to the rapture party?
Gonna get down with Jesus
Risen up to hosts of angels?
Think your neighbor Cletus
Gonna rise up with you too?
Pulled the lever for Trump
Just to turn the screws?
Worshipping a golden calf
With piety less than true?
(In hell, he'll likely stew)

The #bellwether rung
Cold November night we knew
Economy burns

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All because they wanted #daddy
To stop being so so saddy

#couplets #raptureparty

a jellyfish says i do n't think you 're ready for this jelly on a black background ALT: a jellyfish says i do n't think you 're ready for this jelly on a black background

#raptureparty

Dear #Daddy

If you're not gonna steal me away
then could you at least send me
a few more muses to worship me?
oh and also the Epstein list

Thanks

#poetry #raptureparty

There ain’t no ghost #daddy
that gonna pick me for his
group of sinless in the sky
I’ll be here to live out end of days,
maybe join the four horsemen
to promote women in the apocalypse

#raptureparty #poetry

Sky #daddy looked down
Saw what humanity does
None of you get in

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Always too tied up,
or actually,
uninterested-
your #language mattered
and stuck to my #walls
as a #truth-
I didn’t matter,
I wasn’t important
Dance recitals are boring
My grades are predictable
My writing is too emotional-
love, #daddy

#vssmagic #ourpoetryx #2wordprompt #raptureparty #poetry

Hey there! I heard there was a rapture coming! So I decided to celebrate with a new #prompt! Get ready for #raptureparty! Every day until the rapture or until the joke is dead I’ll post a rapturous prompt!

Today’s rapture party prompt is #daddy for what is a priest but a father which is a daddy?

Soooooo who’s excited for the rapture tomorrow? #raptureparty

I heard there’s a rapture coming
Out in the pasture they’re waiting
That there pastor took tithings

They gave it all to the master
But Jesus does not come faster
And to me they look like jesters

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