Roses are red
Horses eat hay
Just because you don't monitor infectious diseases
Does not mean they go away
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whether it's Project 2025 or EOs
We'll be here long after you
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Horses eat hay
How long will we wait
For our NIH NOA?
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
I never read Ovid
As a COVID researcher I can't express how much
You don't want to get COVID
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Violets are slappin'
Pause infectious diseases research for 8 years
And you know what will happen
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines
Roses are red
Margaritas go in a blender
Sign whatever EOs you want
But there are more than two genders
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Candles are lighted
Gutting the CDC and NIH
Is kinda short-sighted
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Some poppies are puce
Why say "utilization"
When you can just say "use"
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
The subway has germs
I need to start my R01 application
On the prevention and treatment of brain worms
#researchvalentines
Roses are red
Violets are slappin'
Pause infectious diseases research for 8 years
And you know what will happen
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines
Roses are red
Purple is the color of heather
Can't believe RFK, Jr got confirmed!
Said no one ever
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines
Roses are red
Bees live in hives
It's important for all to know
That research saves lives
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines
Roses are red
Ivy is green
One of the best things you can do to prevent long COVID
Is get the 2024-25 updated COVID vaccine
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines
Roses are red
Bees live in hives
I cannot believe
Our new reality is Project 2025
#researchvalentines #healthvalentines