Today in #retale i clocked in an hour early cause a costumer got stabbed and now there’s blood all over the front of the store
I also have to spend the next nine hours pretending this didn’t happen lol
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#ReTale I store-expensed a bottle of hand soap for customers to use in the restroom and someone stole it…
Hand soap….
That was only worth a dollar…
If you’re gonna steal hand soap, at least steal one of the not cheap and crappy ones that’s also not half empty lmao
#retale todays first major event is that a woman sent in a photo order, one of which including a black and white photo of her butthole…
Why would you send a photo like that to a retail location 🤢
#ReTale DO NOT EAT THE STORE BRAND BEEF JERKY EVERYTHING WILL GO WRONG IF YOU EAT THE STORE BRAND BEEF JERKY
Today in #ReTale, a child threatened to break their parents $1500 iPad that they were watching Brainrot videos on because their mother wouldn’t buy them a kinder egg. They then broke down into a screaming fit when the mom didn’t buy it for them.
Hmm gonna start a new series on here where I skeet about crazy things that happen in retail. Gonna call it Re:Tale #ReTale
#retale #undertaleau #utmv
Ah well
Concept
#Retale gets $12 million in funding from #AxelSpringer https://t.co/O5MIxuGC80