“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself, ‘well, that's not going to happen.’ ” - Rita Rudner
The Great Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner: Married Without Children | FULL SPECIAL (1995)
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My dog is not a child substitute. At least, that's what his piano teacher says. ~ #RitaRudner #quotes #jokes #dogs
Strong Stand-Up Comedy - Rita Rudner #2
Rita Rudner (3/29/89) - 30 minutes
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Strong Stand-Up Comedy - Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner: Married Without Children | FULL SPECIAL (1995)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdmI...
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Timeline Comedy Cleanse 3
Rita Rudner: One Night Stand | FULL SPECIAL (1989)
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New today! #1990s #commercials Vol. 326 is live, beginning my last week of #cmt blocks from May 1992! In it, we have more early ‘90s #ads like #goldbond #certs #hairclubformen #cmtsoundbite #fignewtons #dentyne #stevewariner #ritarudner
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Oh yeah! #1990s #commercials Vol. 323 is live with a #cmt block from May 1992! In it, we have a few #ads for #towerrecords #cubcadet #whitesands #certs #viewerservices #countryhits #ritarudner
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“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.” - Rita Rudner
#1990s #commercials Vol. 322 is live with a block of #ads from May 1992! Another #cmt block, it also features ads for #towerrecords #tennesseeernieford #wbkr #certs #corning #hanes & more! #martystuart #ritarudner
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Quote of the Day: Rita Rudner. #QuoteOfTheDay #Humor #RitaRudner
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Rita Rudner, a luminary in comedy world, has graced the stage with her wit and charm for over three decades. Her unique blend of humour and elegance has made her a beloved figure in entertainment industry. 🃏🎬👏
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My dog is not a child substitute. At least, that's what his piano teacher says. ~ #RitaRudner #quotes #dogs #children